this but also r2 is ace coded π€π©Άπ€π
... when does R2D2 fuck??
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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I don't know how to react to this to be completely honest
R2-D2 is the king of all short kings, and inspiration to any who wish to woo large powerful women.
Woah, nsfw this! π₯΅
And somehow I knew this conversation was going to happen.
He sticks his little robot peen in like everything he can possibly reach. Door control panels, elevators, spaceships, other droids... All while whistling and beeping frenetically.
He's a horny little droid and we all know it.
I've seen things that beg to differ
I never realized C3PO and I could have anything in common
Fuck I Gonk'd all over myself.
Gonk has the power.
C3PO is either ace with a vast knowledge on sexuality that puts autistic hypersexuals into shame, or just way too socially awkward to score.
R2 just wants to exchange data / power?