this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

But it's a cou(sin) to do so

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No it's cous(in). We're in!

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also has co(us)in, communism unlocked?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fair point, maybe just stick with step mom and step dad.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Makes it even hotter

[–] ThrowawayInTheYear23@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

WTF is that real?

[–] earmuff@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Last I checked there was no (end) in wife and husband

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

Last I checked there was no (end) in wife and husbend

Check again

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Cou(sin) W(if)e

There’s no “sin” in sister, and there’s no “if” she’ll say no

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Perhaps getting married is technically why the others end?

[–] wiikifox@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you getting married with your best friend? Or did your friendshipe end when you married?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Friendship ended with MUDASIR. Now he is my husband.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

This is the most royal post I have seen today.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

🤍🫀

Does this mean what I think it means

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends on what you think it means.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If Assman thinks it has anything to do with Assistant Managers, I bet they'll be disappointed.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago
[–] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

I would not be surprised if some married their cousin where the background picture is. Mostly, far right voters who complain about ~~airbnb~~ capitalism.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 10 months ago

Or your brother/sister

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Solution: just marry (S) (be)(ve).

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Iran and Alabama have something in common it seems.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're not on Reddit, buddy.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] tslnox@reddthat.com -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I did.

That still doesn't mean we're on Reddit, pal. :-D

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the title is a r/subreddit.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 0 points 10 months ago

Yes. I really have noticed. I too came from Reddit. I too have at least once written the same as you. Now I'm just teasing you. I think I expected something like "I'm not your buddy, pal" or something. Nevermind. :-D