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TL;DR It was an old Wang system, 286 processor(I think, anyway), with no hard drive, a 5.25" floppy drive, and a lovely green monochrome monitor. I didn't have it long enough to reach the point where I could have identified the actual hardware/specs.

Back in 1993, I was 10, and the internet really wasn't a thing yet(yeah, yeah, I know. But for most of us, the internet didn't exist until the mid-late 90's). You'd probably have difficulty even finding someone in the neighborhood who could tell you what a computer was, nevermind having used one. I was out running around the city, as you used to be able to do at 10 years old, when I passed by some local business/office/who knows I was 10. Big pile of trash out front, waiting to be picked up. When you're a kid, and you're poor, you go picking. Trash picking, I mean. You can get all sorts of cool shit, especially from the wealthier neighborhoods. Maybe it's different nowadays, but back in the day, people would toss out perfectly good toys, bikes, electronics, furniture, and as they became more commom, videogames, computers, etc. A ton of the shit I owned as a kid is stuff I picked straight out of the trash. Even after that, I picked trash for years. Resold a metric FUCKTON of stuff that other(presumably wealthier) people deemed to be garbage.

Back to this business/office/free stuff location, I obviously start eyeing what's in the big pile out front of this place. Among the stuff, I see a big, beige, metal box, a weird looking TV, and something with a big coiled wire hanging off of it. Now, it's not like there weren't computers in movies/TV at that point, and I had just read Jurassic park the same year, so I did recognize, vaguely, what it was. So I start looking at it, poking around, It had a name on it. "Wang". Don't know what that means, but I'm 10; that's hilarious. I decide I'm taking it. Tried to pick it up, and yeah, that shit is heavy. Nevermind the TV thing, and the keyboard. So as you do, I look around for a stary shopping cart, and sure enough, there's never one far away. Grab the cart and start lifting my haul into it, when someone comes out of the business/office/treasure-hoard, and yells "HEY!" Thought I was about to be in trouble, but instead, this guys walks over to me and says "you're gonna need this." Handed me a bundle of wires, and a square envelope, and just went back inside. So I toss that in the cart, and start pushing. And push I did. A shopping cart full of early 90's computer hardware, pushed by a 10 year-old, down the street, on and off of curb, up and down hills, from the other end of the city, is hard work. But eventually, I got home with it. Not to worry though, I only lived on the 3rd floor of a three-story building.

So I get home, and I start unloading my haul, one piece at a time, and start dragging it up the stairs. Thankfully no one was home, so I could bring everything into my room without anyone complaing about what I'm doing. That was also one of the only times I actually had a bedroom, so that worked out. Once I get it in there, I put the big metal box on the floor in the corner of my room, I take my monitor and decide that I'm pretty sure it's supposed to sit on top, so I put that there. The keyboard was next. After I untagled that cursed coiled cable, I obviously checked the back of the monitor, looking for where I need to plug the keyboard in. Figured out that no, it gets plugged into the big metal box. What next? Oh, right, that bundle of wires the guy gave me. It tuned out to be a couple of power cables, and a (what I now would assume) was a VGA cable. So I get to work plugging all of that in, and when it comes to the VGA cable, that's when I realize that oh, everything plugs into the metal box, that seems important. That must be the part that is a "computer." So what the hell is the TV thing? Took a minute, but I eventually remembered my NES, and realized that oh yeah, the box is where everything happens, and the screen is just where you see it. Again, I was 10, and all of this technology was still new to the average person. Give me a break here.

And last up was that square envelope. Would you believe it had a black plastic thing inside? It's really floppy. Weird. What the fuck is this thing? It has a white sticker on it, and some illegible scribbles. Nintendo to the rescue again. This black plastic thing sure does look like it would fit into the slot on the front of the metal box. Oh shit, it did! Now I just have to turn this thing on. How the fuck do you turn this thing on? Spent a while on that one, flipping the obvious big red power switch in the back. Took a while before I figured out there was a second power button on the front. TWO power switches?! What is this nonsense? Whatever. It's on now.

I sat and watched as bright green text started popping up on the screen. Various numbers, and phrases that I'd never heard in my life. Clearly, this stuff could only be understood some secret government agent, or that one kid I read about Jurassic Park, who was obviously like, a genius hacker or something. The slot where I shoved that floppy plastic square sure is noisy. What the hell is it doing, anyway? It loads in just like my Nintendo games, maybe it's a game?! Maybe a game is about to start. It sure was, friends. Maybe the greatest game ever made. We called it... DOS.

Man, did I love that game, DOS. I spent the several hours, typing random shit on the keyboard, as the command prompt did absolutely nothing of interest, since I had no idea what I was doing. But after those couple of hours of typing swears and random nonsense, I finally started to get bored, what with all of the nothing that was happening. And for whatever reason, I thought maybe someone could help me. Or, why not the computer itself? Maybe it will help me. So I typed the work "help", I hit the enter key, and sure enough, something finally happened. Holy shit, it's doing something. It's telling me how to DO stuff.

And so, before this novel goes on even longer, yeah. I found the help menu, and spent many more hours needlessly using very basic commands to create, copy, move, rename, and delete empty files and folders. Truly, I was now an elite haxxor man.

Over the next couple of years, I pulled many systems and parts out of various trash piles, and cobbled together different systems. Many, many different 386 and 486 systems. Until finally, when I was 15, I managed to get my hands on an obscenely slow, but absolute magic at the time, dialup modem, and a pile of "free hours" of AOL.

And they all lived happily ever after... Until social media was invented. The end.

If people like/want to read/discuss such poorly written nonsense, maybe I'll write up some nonsense about other technology-based shenanigans from over the years. And if people would rather make fun of my poor writing skills; fair.

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[โ€“] marito@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Not the first I owned, but the first I used.

Back in 1990 I was 9 years old and my mom enrolled me in a computer class. By this time, the closest I had been to using a computer was playing my Atari 2600 and my NES. I don't remember what brand the computers at the lab where I took this class were, but I do remember my teacher (a young man, probably around 20) said they didn't have a hard drive, so in order to boot them up we had to load up MS-DOS with a 5 1/4 inch floppy. The monitors had green monochrome displays and sat on top of the actual PC which was placed horizontally, no mouse, just the keyboard and all this hardware was beige. I learned how to use all kinds of text commands to create/rename/delete directories and text files. The most fun thing I learned was how to use a program called Banner Mania to design and print banners on the dot matrix printers.

[โ€“] Delorean623@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I certainly enjoyed reading this. Kind of a time machine, I can picture everything you described.

[โ€“] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

We're the same age. Iirc my dad bought his 486 around 10 when the 286 became mine. Before that he booted into a menu app to separate our stuff. Think I broke through that by 7. This is why my kid will never be left alone with an unmonitored computer lol

[โ€“] downhomechunk@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

A friend of the family built it for us. I think it was '96 or so. I was maybe 13 or 14. I had used computers a little at school and at friends' houses.

It was a pc clone that ran win95. Cyrix p166 cpu (which actually ran at 133 mhz), 16 mb of EDO RAM, 800ish MB hard drive, a 4x cd rom drive and a 33.6k modem. I loved that thing and learned everything I could about how it worked.

We didn't have internet access at first, so I started dialing in to local BBSs. I eventually found a local board running wildcat that shared it's ISDN internet connection to users. And I would download pornographic images and save them to floppy disks to sell at my all boys catholic high school.

[โ€“] 2CatsOneBowl@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Amstrad PPC 640... I was in grade 8 and I saved up the $1000 myself.

[โ€“] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Hewlett-Packard, sub 100mhz, 5.25โ€ floppy AND a 3.5โ€ (I know, right?๐Ÿ˜Ž)

It was running windows 3.11. I think I wasโ€ฆ 11?

[โ€“] Roldyclark@literature.cafe 1 points 10 months ago

Windows 95. A Dell I think? It was in our dining room lol. Played a lot of Lego Island and Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver.

[โ€“] Artard@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

IBM Aptiva 100 mhz Pentium 1 4 mb RAM 28k modem 4x CD ROM 3.5 in floppy drive 1 gb hard disk Win 3.1 / OS2

[โ€“] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Some old Acer or Asus hand me down from my uncle.
Cracked Cinema4D and tried that out.
Worked kinda.

[โ€“] quinkin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

386dx40 with 5MB ram and 42MB hard drive.

[โ€“] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

AMD CPU? I ask because I had one! Pretty sure Intel didn't make a 40mhz.

[โ€“] quinkin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Sure was. The 32 bit data bus provided some great performance for its price.

[โ€“] mertn@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

RCA cdp1802 based system. 10 switches for binary input. 2 hex digits for output. A massive 256 bytes of memory which I never managed to fill. No OS or permanent storage. Circa 1975.

[โ€“] Bell@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

My brother's TRS-80 CoCo in 1983, at least until I got a TI-99/4A of my own the next year. But the real fun didn't get going until I got the 32k expansion cartridge and started assembly language. Now 40 years later and a degree and career in CIS...

[โ€“] Critical_Insight@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

My first computer is like 17 years old and it's still in daily use. It is a custom build gaming rig that I paid like 1kโ‚ฌ for back in the day. It has since been upgraded with more RAM, SSD, and has a brand new GPU aswell. I may need to invest in a new CPU soon too as my core2quad is really starting to show it's age now. The main issue however is the RAM as it only supports DDR2 and finding compatible 4Gb sticks was really hard and out of the 4 one seems to be faulty and makes it crash so I only have 3 of them in use. After I upgrade the motherboard aswell I don't consider it the same computer anymore as it has almost none of the original parts.

[โ€“] Ashtear@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

An IBM PCjr, when I was 4 (I was one of those kids that picked up reading very quickly).

I learned DOS, played King's Quest, and even picked up simple programming in BASIC from a book. Not sure if the book was a pack-in with the computer or if my parents got it for me separate. I didn't learn PC internals until a few years later, although I do vividly recall an ISA-slot 15MB hard drive that was the size of one of today's big video cards.

[โ€“] Thaliff@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

First computer I toyed on was a friend's TRS80. The first one I owned was an Apple2e, circa late 1983 or 84 iirc

[โ€“] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Home job out of parts, put together by my tech uncle and given to me when I was maybe 8. Had windows 2000 and was loaded with basically every emulator of the time up to and not including anything 3d. Load of hentai ROM hacks and dating Sims he didn't know where in there too lmao

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