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Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?
I always imagine it would be hilarious if they made these 'break glass in emergency' using bullet proof glass
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?
You lie down under a table and put a paper bag on your head. Duh.
Will that help?
No, but it gives you a sense of purpose.
Yes, the paper relflects vogons.
broken glass embedded in safety towel …
That's for hand-to-hand combat.
Couple shakes'll do the trick
Oh no. Not again...
Why does the towel look like it has been used by an entire family?
Need this
Genius, you will be our ambassador when the Vogon's come to visit.
Yes, then he’ll have to listen to their poetry instead of me.
For all 2 minutes before we get blown up?
Want
Don't get the reference
Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy