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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 8 months ago by raoulraoul@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

Ringing the devil's doorbell

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Any 1-word slang?

[–] Xerodin@lemm.ee 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've heard "jilling" used. I like it because it mirrors the term "jacking."

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

In matching pairs there is "shlick" also, which mirrors "fap" as a similarly onomatopoetic term.

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago

I feel like "shucking the oyster" could be shortened to "shucking" and have a similar thing to schlick

[–] raoulraoul@midwest.social -2 points 8 months ago

Why? Is your other hand occupied?

That made no sense.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

That is one very imaginative list.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie

[–] raoulraoul@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

Too male geek. Yes, female SF-movie-franchise fans exist but are much rarer than your common male SF-movie-franchise fan.