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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 8 months ago by raoulraoul@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie

[–] raoulraoul@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

Too male geek. Yes, female SF-movie-franchise fans exist but are much rarer than your common male SF-movie-franchise fan.