this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 69 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ok, I tilted my phone and shoved it up my butt... now what? I never get these memes, I must be getting old.

Edit: hold on someone's calling me...

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

The pro strat is to first post something extremely controversial on twitter

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago
[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago

Good soldiers follow orders.

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

LMAO that's amazing

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

(YOU HEARD US RIGHT!)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

We'll fuck your wife!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Don't tell me what i can or can't do.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Don't fit :(

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

[–] kttnpunk@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reeling imagining the prolapse. I can't do width lol

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not with that attitude you can't.

[–] kttnpunk@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well I guess it is a good build up to a whole fist...

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

On a Samsung Fold thats open to wide screen: Use one eye only. Two eyes makes it overlap, at least at the distance I held it.

[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I thought it was going to say The Game

[–] Newguy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Boo! I just lost

[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I am genuinely curious though about how this thing works, how does changing the angle make it readable?

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 18 points 10 months ago

the perspective makes the text appear shorter, while staying the same width, which gives it normal text proportions. its hard to read when stretched out because your brain has to follow thin lines (next to each other) to form letters

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

Shove it up your butt

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It works a lot better if you close one eye

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago
[–] cmysmiaczxotoy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You made me stand up and look down at my computer monitor. Up yours asshole!

[–] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

I'd love to see one of these as a scannable barcode

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look from the charger port

Uhh, what

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They meant like this:

Only using one eye can also help in reading it.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm reading this post through my charging port and I can't see anything

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago
[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago