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WTF. My feed is entirely Greg’s 3 day poop memes (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Damn it Greg.

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[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

That's cuz it's Lemmy's first legendary meme post

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Good lord what have i done

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

You stirred up shit. You created the very thing you sought to destroy.

[–] wildchandelure@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're a legend, and you haven't even done it yet. Congratulations, please don't resist

[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Quality shitposting.

[–] xMotivee@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I love the fact that I was actually a witness this legendary moment in real time when you posted it.

[–] cottonmon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How's your nonpooping going? Have you started?

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Live updates here

[–] cottonmon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ok dude, I can't reply to your updates, but try rocking your upper body forwards and backwards, that has always helped me.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're welcome 💩💩💩

[–] Creazle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn it, Greg

[–] visnudeva@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is happening, who is Greg, why doesn't he poops ?

[–] CoolRhino@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this post went viral on Lemmy and people started meming about it

[–] visnudeva@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Thanx !

[–] jet@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I, for one, find it endearing that a lone Greg from Canada can shitpost our entire feeds across Lemmy and Kbin.

Good memeing, Canadian Greg.

[–] lolola@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wonder what this place will be like when No Shit September kicks off

[–] bellatesla@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's just be glad it wasn't about coconuts or a poop knife

[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coconuts?

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIFU by cumming into a coconut

Yeah, I think I'm good... Keeps reading

Ugh...

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Shame about those two broken arms....

[–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 8 points 1 year ago

Greg is determined, and is willing to see his vision through. Maybe you should respect Greg?

[–] BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I thought I clicked show image and kept scrolling down looking at all the 3 day poop memes then I realised that it was just my home page

[–] tymon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Tell my wife I exploded and that it was very sad and that the last thing I said was make sure my wife doesn't use my toilet"

[–] Dangdoggo@kbin.social -4 points 1 year ago

"You're a fine man and you're a good father but the things you do in there... You just cant do in our home. You cant do that in the same space I keep pictures of grandma and raise our children."

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what a chad

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

actually i should say, what a greg

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Lucky!

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That post is now the stuff of legends. You'll be reading that post again years from now in something like a Lemmy "Hall of Fame" community.

[–] CMGX78@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Enjoy the ride.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ironically I saw this under the poopers post

[–] hawkwind@lemmy.management 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The narwhal bacons at midnight.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're on Lemmy now: the narwhal poops in 3 days

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

The mizu poops in 3 days

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

How do I subscribe to the poop feed?