This is the founding myth we need!
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I'm so happy to be alive when this happened
I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.
...and it was a heartwarming moment.
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I was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.
Right?! This already starting to feel like old reddit lmao
The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.
It's our first (that I'm aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we've grown.
I was going to post a comment similar to this. We've made history here!
HI YOUTUBE!
In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.
I think the conspiracy theories around it are super fascinating.
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Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it's urgent.
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Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!
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Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
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Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
I'm not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it'd depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods... I bet we could float it.
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Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.
the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
So we've moved from implosions to explosions.
I know this post
It will go down as a classic
Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend
"Don't ask why I need this" lol
This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool for at was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:
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The one true shitpost.
I mean, if you're going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn't have to go through that ordeal.
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I know such a man personally. He didn't poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
Are we trying to poop more or poop less?
Yes.
Context required
its about this post
Huh, even with context, I guess.
Terrible case of not liking new bathrooms? I hate public restrooms too but, my brother in christ take some deep breaths you'll get through.
Or maybe a sex journey, thanks /kbin 🤣
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This is pure gold, lmao
god damnit. What did you guys do
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