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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago

Teriyaki sauce

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (13 children)
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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[–] lorez@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Blood, blood! Gallons of the stuff!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

salted butter

[–] Jeanschyso@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Salt may not be sauce, but it's the only answer

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Satay I think

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Rice seasoning and soy sauce.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Sweet chili or Tonkatsu.

I'm probably going to be slaughtered by an angry mob for mentioning this, but pesto also works.

[–] Ebahn13@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sweet and Sour, makes like a pseudo-dessert thing. That or soy dosed with wasabi~

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Garlic sauce and sambal oelek

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Sweet & Sour

[–] ironeagl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Sesame Seed oil

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Just recently I ate rice with some sweet soy sauce, kewpie mayo, and spicy chili sauce. The chili sauce can be replaced with some ketchup instead if it's out.

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Rice is perfect. I'm not putting anything on it.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't believe no one's said spritz of lemon juice yet. That was my go to as a kid.

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[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good rice, well prepared, needs no sauce. Ketchup wouldn’t even enter my mind.

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[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Taco Bell hot sauce packets

[–] ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

With egg fried rice I see no problem with such proposition.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

Mashing feta cheese into hot rice is amazing

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 5 points 11 months ago

alfredo sauce. brings me right back to big family nights out at olive garden when my dad would slip the waiter five bucks to pretend like they just ran out of pasta

[–] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Anus? Or?

It rhymes…

[–] sneaky_hecker@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like a more traditional Asian taste, so crunchy peanut butter with mayonnaise melted into it to create a saucy texture.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Doxin@yiffit.net 4 points 11 months ago

Okay but if you've never had rice with sesame seed dressing you're depriving yourself. Shit's like magic.

[–] wetferret@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tamago-kake gohan. Mix up soy sauce and a raw egg and pour over the rice. If it's piping hot it will slightly cook. Great for a hangover!

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