this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's a quite sizable dumper-stopper

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ironic, your mom complained it was too small.

[–] balancedchaos@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Doesn't even have a kickstarter.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That fourth one is way too spicy.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It's worth it

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago

It's like this moment was made for my boyfriend.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago

It's taken me decades to figure this out

[–] Gorusnor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who knew a large poop stopper would hurt 😕

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

Do you really think "large" is the adequate adjective for this titanic anal-intruder-5000-xxxl-plusplus? I don't...

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I feel like OP jumped straight from horse to giant's bedpost cap.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Pieces who look like that are 83% more likely to go "Yes master? Right away."

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Wait this is me.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 5 points 9 months ago

Careful. With those proportions might need a wider base.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

That's why you don't eat peppers 24/7

[–] JairJacom@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Hahaha that last picture

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Do not eat the giant purple carrot. (It is inadvisable)

[–] wafflez@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I mean, if you practice enough...

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do butt plugs even do for you?

[–] Track_Shovel 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No pleasure, just leaky butthole solution?

[–] Track_Shovel 1 points 9 months ago

Why not both?

Some people like things up the sewer because it feels good to them. Who am I to judge