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[–] idealotus@lemmy.world 86 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Egirls and Tgirls suggest all the other letters girls...

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Need to get me some monster girls, just as viable as real ones.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

How's things on tumblr these days?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

There's a bunch of those in Russia.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Fabulous women?

[–] MrGooglyPants@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

... all girls fart, right?

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

B-girls, like b-movies.

[–] sour@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

i ._.

is apple fangirl but worse

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[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What are those

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 73 points 11 months ago (7 children)
[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's when you tether your phone.

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[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

That’s where “egirls” are revealed to be “lo-fi-men”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, but it sounds awful.

[–] Arelin@lemmy.zip 14 points 11 months ago

It sounds off-ful

I'm sorry

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When a soccer player receives a pass which originated when they were already beyond the deepest defender

[–] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's offsides, offline is where you go to work in a cubicle and wear a suit and tie and have meetings.

[–] robotica@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That's office, offline is when you drive on terrain not generally suited for everyday transport

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's behind the second-last defender. The last defender is, usually, the goalie but it really doesn't matter for the call. You can also not be off-side in your own half, or after directly receiving the ball after a throw-in, goal kick or corner kick or if the ball originated from either an opposing player or from a team mate that would already be considered off-side should they receive a ball (as in your teammate defeated the defenders in regular play with the ball). Furthermore, off-side is never applied to any backward pass, it must be from a pass toward the enemy goal.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

A somewhat meh, forgotten comedy movie from 2016, directed by Guilherme Trindade (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3556230/)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know it neither. Does someone have a download link?

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GIRL!

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[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

Sounds like some sort of conspiracy. Like universal healthcare.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 months ago

Big if true

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Egirls" is a word?

I am so old.

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hear some prefer "iLadies" these days.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I lay deez nuts all over your face.

[–] KredeSeraf@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

lmao gottem

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

gotttttttttemmmmm

[–] jkmooney@kbin.social 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The brain is the processing unit of the body, mostly commonly known as the electric meatball.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

“Physical”? Sounds like a lot of work and I don’t think it gets more physical than my hand.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Girls are a myth, especially the real ones.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

That's just fake news!

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