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What's 'offline'?
Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.
15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened
Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.
In the land of government shutting down internet, the porn stash guy is king
That's when you tether your phone.
offline is also when the powers out :(
That’s where “egirls” are revealed to be “lo-fi-men”
When a soccer player receives a pass which originated when they were already beyond the deepest defender
That's offsides, offline is where you go to work in a cubicle and wear a suit and tie and have meetings.
That's office, offline is when you drive on terrain not generally suited for everyday transport
It's behind the second-last defender. The last defender is, usually, the goalie but it really doesn't matter for the call. You can also not be off-side in your own half, or after directly receiving the ball after a throw-in, goal kick or corner kick or if the ball originated from either an opposing player or from a team mate that would already be considered off-side should they receive a ball (as in your teammate defeated the defenders in regular play with the ball). Furthermore, off-side is never applied to any backward pass, it must be from a pass toward the enemy goal.
I don't know, but it sounds awful.
It sounds off-ful
I'm sorry
A somewhat meh, forgotten comedy movie from 2016, directed by Guilherme Trindade (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3556230/)
I know it neither. Does someone have a download link?
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GIRL!
It's like when you take a convo 1:1 out of the group chat