“My how you’ve grown!”
“I’m onto you, grandma.”
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move
Eh, I'll take it at this point...
I'll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf
"He's got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he's way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment"
""Oh God he's looking at memes again..."
Me, training in counterintelligence my entire life just in case I ever get a date:
How dare she come in to my box????
Mail order bride
This is the truth.
Only have sex with men if you want to be an independent, free citizen
My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist
Damn, even the state doesn't want me
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES"
But what's the green thing in her mouth, the frog driving the android?
It's a lizard person, break up or run, NOW
But which state?
Gaseous I think though solid doesn't seem like too long of a stretch
Delaware
State of indifference
From the deep state.
We can not confirm or deny this allegation at the moment.
A team has been dispatched to their location.
If a woman showed interest (lolol), I'd unironically be inclined to ask her who she works for...
There's no hope for me anymore.
This, but unironically.
I knew it that's why I only like men
Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
And often these women look like Mrs. Puff...