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[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I accidentally imagined four. Should I unimagine one or just roll with it?

Four! That's just indulgent...

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Please leave some for the rest of us.

[–] oolio@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Nah, you failed...😔

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m imagining an onion on my belt

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've heard that it's the style

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not, but it used to be.

[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Now I'm imagining five bees.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I prefer One Giant Onion myself

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who are you, Peter Glazebrook?

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe I am, maybe I ain't...

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You could say I'm a dreamer

About onions

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

But I'm not the on-i-on

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagined the fuck out of 3 perfect onions, but then I imagined 3 perfect tomatoes. Please don't tell onions.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I won't tell them, but that will have to sit on your conscience.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

That's fine. Your memes also sit on my conscience lol.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hell yes, I have three potatoes

[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 4 points 11 months ago

"Correction, we have three potato."

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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

[onion intensifies]

[–] IndefiniteBen@leminal.space 2 points 11 months ago

Now throw them all in the trash 😌