this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

It's ejaculate. 💦

[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 26 points 11 months ago

To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well so long as the squirting was gentle 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Important factor in every couch I'm looking at investing in

[–] Travelator@thelemmy.club 2 points 11 months ago

Hey, when you hit 65, that's the way it is!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago

And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess

[–] The_Worst@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Skeet skeet skeet skeet