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[–] assplode@kbin.social 93 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kinky people who want 3+ people involved

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 61 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I imagine it's kinda like scheduling a DnD session

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 40 points 11 months ago

Hard to get everyone to come on-time

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How similar the act itself is depends heavily on the DM.

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

and if the party has a bard

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God, you have no idea how right you are.

Also a 50/50 chance everyone involved also plays ttrpgs

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Does that fraction go up or down as more people join the party.

[–] CylustheVirus@beehaw.org 7 points 11 months ago

Well there might be a dungeon involved but the only dragons you'll find are tattoos.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus" is such a great line 😆

[–] Cannacheques 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Glad to see your still here lol

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks lol, right back atya 😁

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Or the "stick it in but don't orgasm" method.

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] tb_@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

So the lesbians are avoiding "Prego" as well?

[–] Pixelologist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

how can u get..

pregante?!

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[–] JBar2@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pixelologist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

pergananant

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Wait… is this a deep cut? Why does this seem familiar?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Or people who can't have hormonal birth control but don't want to get pregnant =)

[–] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Yes because it's a well known fact that if a woman has problems with hormonal birth control then her partner automatically is unable to wear condoms.

[–] ugh@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My partner and I always use condoms, but it is nice knowing where I'm at in my cycle. It helps to know how paranoid I should be since I live in a red state.

I don't trust one method of birth control. We've talked about him getting a vasectomy, and I'll probably be getting a microscope.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] ugh@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

To check for sperm. The body can heal in amazing ways, which can include reversing a vasectomy.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

No thanks, I already ate.

[–] mina_tie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Too see if there's still sperms after the vasectomy.

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[–] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

That's fair. Before my V my partner was pretty anxious. Plus the few times she's had to have the morning after pill the surge of hormones has fucked her cycle for best part of a year agtert

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

PSA: this is a reminder that no birth control method is fully bullet proof and that it's perfectly valid to want to use condoms and track ovulation cycles at the same time.

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Also, vasectomy.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

No, but maybe they still want to know when they can go at it without one. At least thats what my wife and me are doing.

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[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are copper IUD's as an alternative too

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My sister has one! They seem like a pretty good option

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[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Gods, that sounds awful! I feel for those people... It's difficult/stressful enough otherwise. Those of you have my sympathies.

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[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait why aren't you doing it on holidays 💀 lmao

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know 🤷

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why are the lesbians not having period sex? It helps the cramps.

[–] intoner@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it's going to get really nasty real fast.

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Sex is full of stinky body fluids already. My gf and I use a black towel to prevent stains when she is on her period.

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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn't it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Synched periods might happen in groups of people who get them due to pure chance, but it isn't an actual thing, and even if it was, it wouldn't be a decision one can just make.. 😂 (not laughing at you just at the idea that we have that kind of control over our periods.. If only!!!)

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

[–] ugh@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I still don't fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you'd have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.

[–] Losipher@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

You forgot swingers trying to fuck other people.

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