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[–] ndru@lemmy.world 126 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“But he didn’t win, the election was stolen”

You can never hold a narcissist to their word; they’d sooner warp the fabric of reality to match their narrative than be wrong.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't a real Trump tweet. It's too coherent.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago

Nah it's real

[–] bentropy@feddit.de 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Don't send us your garbage.

-The rest of the Planet.

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Unfortunately, many countries are slipping into Trumps brand of right-wing populism.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canada for instance. A lot of the plays made by republicans are being copied by conservatives here.

[–] Franklin@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yup, if I have to hear my uncle tell me another nutjob conspiracy theory about how Trudeau is promoting LGBTQ politics to mask the vaccinations making us gay, I'm going to lose it.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Yup, Justin isn't my favorite guy either, but if he is so terrible they wouldn't have to make shit up to cry about. It just makes them look desperate.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, when America sneezes, the world gets a cold.

[–] marble@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe America should wear a damn mask!

[–] Cannacheques 2 points 1 year ago

If you caught it before me anyway is it my fault or yours?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They aren't slipping that way ... they are being marketed and advertised in that direction. It takes money and funding to convince people to think a certain way ... look at all advertising, Coca-Cola, Doritos, Gucci, Ferrari, Ford, Google, Facebook, Amazon ..... most people easily identify these things because of years of advertising.

Conservative parties and politicians are pretty bland individuals and hardly have that much charisma, especially here in Canada ..... but when you plaster their face and their voice non stop in video, paper, commercials, TV, internet, radio everywhere all the time ... it has an effect on people. Look at all the idiots everywhere that have the 'Fuck Trudeau' sign everywhere in shirts, cars, trucks, houses, stickers

It all requires funding and money to maintain all that promotion.

So the majority of people aren't thinking this way ... they are being marketed to think that the majority of people are thinking this way.

The longer the marketing happens ... the more people believe it.

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

You're right, thanks.

[–] TwoGems@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

It's time for a fairness doctrine in every country. And curriculum that teaches you what fake news is, how to spot it on social media etc.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I’ll give up if you send him to me.

-the Preserverance rover on Mars

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Hes bonkers-senile enough that he could think to the moon is getting richest of all, send him up with an igloo's full of oxegen and mcwhatevers and let short planning bankrupt his assets moonside. Moon Prison 2024. I do feel sorry though for future generations having to deal with that space detritus...

You know those barges of garbage that the USA sent away but then the destination countries didn't want them?

That's how I think of this. Very similar.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They say Russia is nice these days

[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they have a foreigner ms armee? They should enlist him immediately.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No, only citizens. Male or doctors.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At that point what does he have to offer them?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we'll never know.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!<

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Soviet Russia, they disappear you.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don't commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn't care less.

This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s.

Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Major breakthrough every week. Usually water pipes, but sometimes dams and sewers.

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who could've known he'd end up doing the exact opposite of what he said by desperately trying to cling to power, even going so far as to try to coup the government

[–] cantsurf@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

How are you going to leave when you're in jail?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 1 year ago

Do he's admitting that he's a flight risk

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flee*

He will flee the country.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Probably somewhere to Putin bunker

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The guy who wants to lead our society literally can't share a country with another guy. How can he be expected to make good policy for getting people to get along if he can't get along?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Because for a shocking amount of people, this is "manly". Compromising and trying to get along with other people is WRONG and BAD and you should get angry when you don't get your way.

[–] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ummm.... If Biden wins, Trump leaving the country is his way of not going to jail for his crimes.

[–] exscape@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Biden did win, the tweet isn't exactly recent.

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

But still very current

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

According to trump he didn't so he doesn't have to leave

[–] Cannacheques 2 points 1 year ago

Meh, I doubt there's a need to burn the guy at the stake anyway. America is strange huh?

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to vote for Biden.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tri den, Qua den

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Trump back on Twitter/X again? I thought he was just Truth Social now.

[–] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 17 points 1 year ago

That post was from the last election.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If Biden is bi den, then is Trump gay?

[–] CouncilOfFriends 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

FAKE NEWS!

Sad

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ancient history had a lot of instances of disliked people being exiled from a territory. Now that all land is claimed, I guess we can’t do that anymore.

I don’t even know which country would want Trump instead. Russia might not even find him useful from within their borders.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Hey, there are already too many idiots presidents in my country, I don't need more.

On the other note, speaker of our parlamemt says Putin worth a lot, but I can give him with huge discount for free if you choose self-pickup option.