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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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Other universes to visit:

!lotrmemes@midwest.social

!tenforward@lemmy.world

Separatist systems:

!prequelmemes@lemmy.world

Oh hey some real SW content for a change (perhaps):

!star_wars@lemmy.world

!starwars@lemmy.ml

!starwarstelevision@lemmy.world

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Please do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 148 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Luke at 23 - Jedi Master

Anakin at 23 - Not a Jedi Master

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sith lord, jedi master, tomayto, tomawto

[–] teft@startrek.website 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] GobiasIndustries@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Assistant to the Sith Lord.

[–] nitefox@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And he has his own secret Assistant to the assistant to the Sith Lord

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 68 points 11 months ago (2 children)

On the other hand, he didn't get two of his limbs chopped off and end up thrown into a pit of lava a short time later, requiring him to spend the rest of his life in an armored suit. So maybe the incest was worth it?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 79 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

So maybe the incest was worth it

-FlyingSquid, 2023

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Look at Darth Vader. I stand by my statement.

[–] Zellith@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That just activated a long supressed and forgotten part of gaming history. At one point in Final Fantasy XI, you could get a really powerful sword from a dragon. Someone once asked "Would you fuck your sister for a Ridill". Not everyone said no... I might be getting the phrasing of the question wrong since it was 10+ years ago. I tried googling but nothing came up.

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[–] M500@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I could be wrong, but I read someone else’s comment years ago that said the suit was like that on purpose and it was a way for the emperor to control him or something.

Anyway, that might not even be canon even if it’s in some book or game.

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[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Number of younglings slain:

Luke - 0
Anakin - Numerous

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are we absolutely sure there were no kids on the deathstar?

[–] victron@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fair point, but... why would they lol

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

The Death Star was huge, I'm sure people fucked and made babies on it. I doubt they would just let people leave the Death Star to go raise their kids. That either means kids were just ejected into space, or they were raised on the Death Star.

Given Darth Vader's history with children, it's not unlikely that he just said "fuck them kids" and had them yeeted, but it's funnier to imagine a Death Star Day Care, so imma go with that as my head canon.

Edit: you guys are coming up with some valid counterpoints, but my head canon is still funnier, so I'm sticking with it.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was in a band called Death Star Daycare. We mostly did Nina Hagen covers.

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I was in a band called Death Star Daycare.

That's, actually, not bad, at all.

Although I'm sure the Disney attorneys would probably have some issues with that name, potentially.

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[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?"

"We're gonna SIIING!"

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Luke at 22: Jedi Master

Anakin at 22: ...

[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Bet Anakin had power converters, though.

[–] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Luke at 22: Blew up the Death Star

Kinda big thing to not include

[–] Jinn@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think he was 19 when he blew up the Death Star. 22 when he kissed Leia in ESB which I believe takes place 2 years after A New Hope.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

2 years after A New Hope.

20,21…22

Erm

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Guys can we please not make comparisons like this? Everybody is on their own life journey at their own pace. Anakin was taken in to be the apprentice of a great Jedi master when he was but a wee lad, luke had no opportunities beyond farming dirt and constructing additional pylons with his aunt and uncle well into adulthood.

These types of comparisons are unfair and unhealthy and promote unrealistic expectations on young impressionable minds.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Tbf, they both made out with a princess, and while Anakin mostly farmed bots for exp Luke's actual KDA was amazing.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Did the death star have a daycare? If so, he got anakin beat on younglings slaughtered too.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don’t think so. The Death Star was a military vessel, and spouses/children don’t usually don’t get to come along on those sorts of things. Having said that, maybe there would be some children on if there was some sort of christening celebration or school field trip on board at the time of the attack.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

No, it's canon there were families on board. It was simply too large to be anything but a city in space.

[–] Alivrah@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Yeah but they were evil so it doesn't count /s

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[–] DaGeek247@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It's an installation - a miltary base. Guarantee the workers had family spaces / on base housing in it. Considering the size of it, whole cities worth of people.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Anakin lost to Obi Wan so I'm not sure how you can consider him the strongest Jedi.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He lost because he was arrogant, not because he was weak. That's the entire point of the "it's over Anakin, I have the high ground" thing.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Even the strongest Jedi is no match for the High Ground.

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[–] pulaskiwasright@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago

He destroyed the Death Star and rescued a princess. Those seem notable.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had a friend that "trained" french kissing on her brother. She told me this when we were +25 like it was super nornal and one of the pluses of having a brother (he was 1 year young only, so he wasn't being abused. They were just like this)

These are the dangers of exposing kids to Star Wars too early.

[–] SirStumps@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I mean, compare them at 23 next.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anakin - supreme commander of all Empire forces, feared across the galaxy. Can do any crime with no repercussion, except treason.
Luke - Stranded on a swamp.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Kills a Muppet with cringe questions

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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] DepressedCoconut@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I love you guys 🥹

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[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Be the sister fucker you want to see in the world. Don't let your memes be dreams.

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[–] brothershamus@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Kids - listen to me. There's only ONE star wars movie. The rest are fan-made films that are fun but meaningless. Don't get confused.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

The Star Wars Holiday Special with the Ewoks?

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 14 points 11 months ago

Anakin at 22 will be a father in the future.

lol

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Future father" is the glass half-full version of "former child".

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[–] calmnchaos@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Ahem, he was also bulls-eyeing womp rats in his T-16.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The "General" part doesn't really count since all Jedi were automatically commissioned with high ranks during the war. Ahsoka was a Commander at 16, leading troops into battle while still a padawan.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

What matters is how it's going to look on the résumé, not why you got the position 🌚

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[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

🎶 Sweet home Alderaan 🎶

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