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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She broke up with me abruptly because I just wasn’t a boyfriend like Edward was to Bella and then 6months later she asks me out again and then 6 months from then she breaks up with me because I told her β€œI love you” and according to her, that meant β€œI want to have sex with you very soon” so she broke up with me again.

High school, man.

[–] tkchumly@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The things some people think are relevant or important in relationships are weird.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I watch 90 Day Fiance to revel in this fact πŸ˜„People are absolutely wild.

[–] dom@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raging hormones and unrealistic, unspoken, expectations can do wild things

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

This was when we were 15. Truly a weird ass time.

[–] drifty@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I can't believe this is real

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She was learning to play the guitar but wasn't very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.

Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she'll break up with me.

[–] drifty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How old were y'all when this happened?

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We were very young, she was 16 and I was 18.

[–] DracEULA@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn't going to work.

[–] cufta22@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Ahahahaha biggest 🚩

[–] Binzy_Boi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.

[–] animist@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex

[–] demonmariner@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

So did you forgive her, or what?

[–] kneelknee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] animist@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep it's about as fun as it sounds

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could see that getting kinky if played right, tho I imagine anyone that seriously prays for forgiveness after sex is probably not into getting kinky.

[–] animist@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah this person was absolutely not kinky

[–] kneelknee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had an ex that wanted to take a break for a bit because they wanted to "give me up" for Lent. They said I was the most important thing to them at the time, so it was kind of sweet and romantic...but definitely strange as well.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Should have told them Jesus was more important therefore they should give up lent for 40 days.

[–] dom@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like she wanted to taste test some other options?

[–] kneelknee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I can see why you would think that, but that wasn't the case. It was genuinely about giving up something meaningful for Lent, strange as it was.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We were getting ready to have sex. I saw that one of our blanket had a brown stain on it, and she said she had wiped her hands on it after eating chocolate. We had sex. Months later, she admitted that she actually wiped her ass with the blanket to make sure she didn't have shit on her asshole. She was nasty af, but we ended up breaking up for another reason. She was a deranged narcissist. I'm not saying this as a layperson that watched YouTube videos to get over the relationship. I actually went to a therapist that is a nationally renowned specialist on narcissistic relationships.

[–] nick@lemmy.fmhy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Don’t we all wipe our ass with our blankets?

[–] Cunty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Called me a "trashy hood rat" for having a memorial tattoo for a friend/FWB that was murdered years before I met them.

[–] eighty@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Goes to bed in socks. I've come around to it and understand it's a preference but my lord when they first told me it was the wildest thing

[–] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She followed me into the men's washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.

[–] RedMarsRepublic@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

She's a keeper!