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onegai, accept my pull request senpai (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 95 points 11 months ago

There is a chaotic part of myself that does the merge. I both loathe and enjoy that part of myself.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 88 points 11 months ago

I'm so glad to see that was made on April 2nd.

[–] narshee@iusearchlinux.fyi 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

link for the curious

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 54 points 11 months ago

snort

[–] Spiracle@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Copied from miku-chan03?

Here’s a dramatic reading of some of miku’s posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDqik-Y27Uc
The same text as from the OP is the first one in the video.

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Copied from miku-chan03?

it's actually the opposite, MikuChan03 was created one month after this: https://github.com/Xerasin/GCinemaCraftDownloader/issues/1

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I watched too much of that widewo, pwease swend hewp ~.~

[–] Spiracle@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Perhaps this ASRM-ish reading of java class exceptions might calm you down? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCCTCVBFt6E

[–] odium@programming.dev 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yamero

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wakarimashita 😔

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 19 points 11 months ago

I hope they used kawaii variable names at least

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Was there actually a PR with this that fixed an issue? GitHub isn't showing anything.

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

For that one no, but another (same person?) parody account does at least report real bugs: https://github.com/mpaland/printf/issues/15

Another fix by Miku-chan (again not in the form of a pull request): https://github.com/lichess-org/lila/issues/5193

Also: https://github.com/EasyRPG/Player/pull/3105 and https://github.com/EasyRPG/Player/pull/3107

[–] abstractastronaut@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

I curse the day I acquired reading comprehension!

[–] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As long as this isn’t a 40 year old man I don’t see a problem

[–] alignedchaos@sh.itjust.works 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boy are you gonna be disappointed to learn who’s on the internet then

[–] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There’s a difference between internet user base and who’s making pull requests like above

[–] alignedchaos@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Hoo-wee you’re gonna be extra disappointed about that particular demographic then

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 30 points 11 months ago

Let 40 year old men enjoy what they enjoy

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

I cannot say anything about this because I'm that cringe too