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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it hadn't been for Bedpanjo,
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go,
Who the fuck built you, Bedpanjo

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

... beat me to it you beautiful genius ...

For the uninitiated .... Cotton Eye Joe - 1994 Rednex version

funny part is ... the song origins has a history that goes back over a hundred years ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-Eyed_Joe

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That sends me back to the 90s .... also down a rabbit hole ... never knew that Rednex was actually a Swedish Europop group! always thought they were American.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sweden is a huge exporter of music and musicians!

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

The stains...

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

Lightly used

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slow@lemmy.today 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who thought of making a musical instrument from hospital equipment? How does that sound?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is a rhythm guitarist in a gutter-folk band right now losing their mind.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'd fucking play this thing if it was a mandolin

[–] achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

“Is this still available? I’ll pay you on Venmo now and my son will come by and pick it up. What’s your email?”

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Sounds like shit.

[–] KillGorack@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Poop knife not needed.

[–] Introversion@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Cue “Dueling banjoes” soundtrack…

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Looks 90% bedpan, 8% guitar, and 2% banjo

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If I could play the banjo, this would definitely be worth blowing $35 on.

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

That rust has me concerned. No, I do NOT have questions!

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's a shitty guitar, not a bed pan banjo baby. Look at them strings.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Banjo isn't an instrument, it's a lifestyle.

Source: I occasionally play the banjo.