If it hadn't been for Bedpanjo,
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go,
Who the fuck built you, Bedpanjo
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... beat me to it you beautiful genius ...
For the uninitiated .... Cotton Eye Joe - 1994 Rednex version
funny part is ... the song origins has a history that goes back over a hundred years ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-Eyed_Joe
Personally I'm partial to Old Pop in an Oak
That sends me back to the 90s .... also down a rabbit hole ... never knew that Rednex was actually a Swedish Europop group! always thought they were American.
Sweden is a huge exporter of music and musicians!
The stains...
Lightly used
Who thought of making a musical instrument from hospital equipment? How does that sound?
Shitty
Like ass
There is a rhythm guitarist in a gutter-folk band right now losing their mind.
I'd fucking play this thing if it was a mandolin
“Is this still available? I’ll pay you on Venmo now and my son will come by and pick it up. What’s your email?”
Sounds like shit.
Poop knife not needed.
Cue “Dueling banjoes” soundtrack…
Looks 90% bedpan, 8% guitar, and 2% banjo
If I could play the banjo, this would definitely be worth blowing $35 on.
That rust has me concerned. No, I do NOT have questions!
That's a shitty guitar, not a bed pan banjo baby. Look at them strings.
Banjo isn't an instrument, it's a lifestyle.
Source: I occasionally play the banjo.