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Distros bad (feddit.de)

submitted 11 months ago by Pantherina@feddit.de to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] zacher_glachl@lemmy.world 181 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Arch user should be an aeropress: people can't seem to shut the hell up about how great it supposedly is

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 126 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I use areopress btw

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 76 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It's aeropress, did you even read the wiki???

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[–] Prunebutt@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Just pretend it's a V60.

I brew with a V60, btw.

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[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I have an aeropress. I have yet to take the time to figure out how to use my aeropress.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 99 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Ok, what OS do I need?

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 108 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Windows Subsystem for Linux

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 91 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This response is a hate crime

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[–] Tibert@jlai.lu 30 points 11 months ago

Red Hat enterprise Linux?

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 months ago

Definitely Rocky Linux

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Ew it’s Netware

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 87 points 11 months ago (1 children)

MacOS is Starbucks.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

expensive coffee that tastes terrible!

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 78 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Stallman prefers to refer to it as Coffee + Creamer.

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[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 44 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.

chromebook user

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

RedHat: Any of these, but you're paying a barista to make it.

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (12 children)

I feel under represented

[–] jozep@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's because you're clearly a BSD user

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[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Hannah Montana Linux: Red Bull

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)

All I’m getting from this is that arch is easier than I expected and will give me a much better end result than the distros I’m used to.

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[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago (4 children)

As an Arch user who only makes pour-over coffee, I feel deeply attacked

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[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

all of these are valid options for making coffe.

but what distro is this?

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I'm really sad there isn't a French press on here. That's what I use and I was hoping to discover what my coffee distro is :-(

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[–] ichmagrum@feddit.de 22 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Couldn't be more wrong for me, lol

Also, I feel like instant coffee should be represented - it's one of the most common preparation methods and it's easy to dunk on.

[–] Katzastrophe@feddit.de 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Instant Coffee is Windows

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago (6 children)

GNU Guix, and NixOS, respectively

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[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Y'all acting like 10 years is a long time... I expect that to be the minimum out of any capital expense for a "durable" good.

[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago

So... which version of Debian are you running at the moment?

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[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Fedora user made this...

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[–] tiredcapillary@iusearchlinux.fyi 16 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Which distro uses a French press?

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 18 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Voidlinux

Nobody else can tell that the end product is any different, but you know you're different and special and that's what matters.

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[–] way_of_UwU@programming.dev 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Debian user here. This is scary accurate.

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[–] AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Slackware: Start by planting your own coffee plants...

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[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I use Ubuntu and that is literally the coffee machine I use... Except I don't use the actual cups, I'm basically only using it as a source of hot water, and instead I use different cups that are reusable, and just are there to hold the coffee grounds. And similarly, I got flathub on Ubuntu, installed shit to get appimages working, and accidentally uninstalled gnome at one point, which took me an hour to fix mostly because it just stopped at a terminal I couldn't input anything on, so I had to figure out that I could open up a new one that would actually let me log in and reinstall gnome.

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[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

French press? ? ? ❓

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[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fedora should be French press but yeah lol

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[–] alomsimoy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you've used an espresso machine you will know that every single small change, even new fresh beans, fucks up the setup and you have to dial everything again, so I think it fits better with another one. I use arch btw.

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[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I feel like arch is the espresso machine and Gentoo is a pile of espresso machine parts.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What distro would a moka pot be?

[–] AlotOfReading@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a little weird and very European, so OpenSUSE.

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