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[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 149 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you...

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Well the butterfly is certainly there if you look closer.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Nope, looked for like 15 minutes, can't see it 🤷.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry... I tried, I really did.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (6 children)

The butterfly is directly above the letter W.

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 11 months ago

holy shit, I feel so stupid

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[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kind of mangled ass fucked up butterflies do you have flying around in your head?

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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 53 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

I would.

In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

Finally: where can I get a copy?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

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[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

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[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm so confused I just see a blob how does it look sexual??

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Late-night Skinimax on scrambled cable tv 📺

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] lwuy9v5@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Show me the butterfly, you god damn liar.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

If u see a butterfly, u the one with the problem

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wheres that damn butterfly??

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

It's right above the letter W.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a skill from Disco Elysium if it was a dating sim instead of a lynchian RPG.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago

I fucking love Disco Elysium.

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The thing I’ve always wanted: a penis big enough to be sucked 🥲

[–] snazzles@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope you find the penis of your dreams

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I recommend to look around truck stop bathrooms, found some great ones there

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[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's cropped porn, isn't it.

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

A playdough woman sucking a playdough cock

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

I see intestines in the middle.

[–] joystick@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see a butterfly sucking a cock.

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[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I see your mom.

[–] Koordinator_O@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see a warped version of the "I want you for us army" poster

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I’m seeing a whole digestive system tbh.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you liked that one, you'll love "double barrel".

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[–] hark@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] South_Sider@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Someone is getting some brain 🤔

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

this man is clearly deep in thought next his large slice of bacon.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I see a lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

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[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone who is going to have a very sore neck soon.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Like like an abstraction of human intestines.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where is this butterfly you speak of?

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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 11 months ago

A woman in the fetal position sucking her thumb.

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Greggo@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't think she's coughing.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Depends on how much practice she has.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I see a woman licking a soft serve ice cream.

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

I see an organic vacuum cleaner sucking fluid out of an organic pipe.

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