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[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

America might have 50 states of matter, but it certainly doesn't have 50 states that matter. Looking at you Delaware.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coming hard at Delaware when places like Wyoming and Nebraska exist.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah I wanted to do an aside about whether Delaware was the correct choice, but I felt it was a bit excessive for a meme community.

I think your picks of Wyoming and Nebraska are evocative of a coastal-centric perspective though. Nebraska is quite large and has Omaha, easily taking it out of the bottom 5. Whereas Wyoming has... a large and beautiful expanse. Despite the lack of population, that sheer amount of terrain provides significant value by itself, but maybe not enough to escape the bottom 5. My personal second choice was Vermont, but I feel like Mississippi is potentially also in the mix.

I want to throw Rhode Island in but I feel like the historical significance has to be respected, despite its miniscule size.

Could also go with North Dakota. Woof.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can and should give the dakotas back. Not just for ethical reasons, but also because it’s a dick move to keep those states from the only people who want them.

Vermont is great. Does it matter? No. But it’s Appalachia without the coal nuts and oppressive laws.

And speaking as a Midwesterner, Nebraska is fine but you’re grading on a curve there. Sure it beats Iowa but still. And the best part of Kansas is halfway into Missouri a state so miserable it’s aptly named.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lol!

Yea Vermont is great, but if had just remained part of upstate New York this whole time, instead of becoming its own state, it seems like it would make very little difference.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but if that’s our metric Wyoming being part of Colorado would solve more problems than it fixes. It’s mostly a national park and there’s so few people you’re left asking why they get senators.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, I can't disagree with that. It'd at least solve the problem of the legality of recreational cannabis, which is a pretty damn big one, if you ask me.

Speaking of cannabis, I almost didn't notice before I replied but I just realized you said it "would solve more problems than it fixes". Sounds like a win-win 😅

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need to not reply to comments before my Adderall kicks in lol.

And yeah my main issue is that their lack of population is so extreme that they hold an outsized influence on the federal government without having any good reason to not be part of other states. Alaska may be underpopulated but sticking it in Washington would be ridiculous. Wyoming could reasonably be represented by Colorado. There’s a city in fucking Ohio with more than twice the population of Wyoming. And they get two senators, a representative, and three electoral votes

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I totally agree, the way the senate and the electoral college works is fucked up right now

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, Delaware definitely matters. 68% of Fortune 500 companies and 93% of all US-based IPOs are all registered in Delaware. It's a tax haven.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's fair and I considered it, but I feel like that's almost the most damning aspect of Delaware. The only trivia anyone knows about the state is it's a tax haven; otherwise it is entirely unremarkable, both in public awareness and in fact.

I do respect those percentages though, that's totally fucked.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aren't there like 27 states of matter?

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

Depends how you define them, and we keep finding more. If there's anything the universe hates, it's perfect categories.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At what temperature does matter become Texas?

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

At the moment of conception

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, here in Germany we have something called "Saarland". Nobody knows quite what it's good for.

[–] Random_German_Name@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Pufferzone in case the froggies try something

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It’s ok not every country can really experience with ice VII

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago

I think everything is either crystalline solid or fluid and nobody can convince me otherwise.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you know glass is its own state? You're welcome for the daily dose of WTF

[–] Neato@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's actually a myth. Glass is an amorphous solid. It exists the Glass Transition, which is where the solid changes from brittle to rubbery as it heats and begins to melt.

[–] sleep_deprived@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I learned that after reading this xkcd and then the list. Which was concerningly recently.

I guess on the bright side it was the only misconception on the list that I had.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Don't forget about Plasma! You'll get to 50, as well, in no time. ;)

[–] Frogodendron@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And if those three are mostly hydrocarbons, prepare to enter the state of war.

Whoa... whoa... whoa!

I think you mean a state of coerced freedom!

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Your country has gas? America is on its way

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, if you go add the superheated, supercooled, amorphous, super-hight pressure, excited stuff and etc you can probably get there without even having to loose the definition of "matter".

[–] nicolauz@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago