this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
139 points (90.2% liked)

Memes

45609 readers
1139 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
139
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by zyratoxx@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

[Disclaimer:] do not take this too serious ;)

top 13 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Declare war and immediately airdrop their major cities before they launch fighters, making sure you have enough VP to end the war in a few weeks.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Russia tried that, didn't work out so well

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Then they tried a classic spearhead blitzkrieg out of frustration but ran out of supplies & found themselves encircled

Classic hoi L ... Time to restart from a previous savepoi... Oh wait...

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Global tension +15%

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back when the SMO started I saw the HOI players on my Discord discussing how it would evolve and it turned out to be pretty much spot on

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] NecroticEuphoria@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Ok, just in case someone doesn't know:

SMO = Special Military Operation

HOI = Hearts Of Iron

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SMO = Unprecedentedly unjust and bloody invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

a.k.a the biggest clown show since whatever the fuck George W. Bush tried

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

[–] AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Second Maternal Orgy.

Homie Orgies Incorporated.