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I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Granted, he's now molesting your grandma

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And my grandma is one happy woman, you better believe it.

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

I was hoping she was alive, or else i inadvertently created a necrophile instead.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

He is now a frequent visitor to your local hospice.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

as a side-effect, you also get the obsessive compulsive need to stan him to make sure he is really a gerontophile and not just a front to get to any granny's kids.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

penis pile