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If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 year ago by shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judas: You are about to come into some money.

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But you may have to hang around for a bit.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

β€œFortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”

[–] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 18 points 1 year ago

"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"

[–] ALavaPulsar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.

[–] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hang in there.

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 8 points 1 year ago

Nailed it

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"The future will leave you hanging."

"Your future will be nailing."

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

β€œWhat kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future

[–] roo@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

You are not the imposter.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"None of this matters."

[–] Saigonauticon@voltage.vn 6 points 1 year ago

"You just ate Chinese food"

[–] HowMany@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"that wasn't wine"

[–] Brad@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

"You will find true love on Flag Day."

[–] trimmerfrost@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Something random

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind

[–] aport@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

"That wasn't chicken"