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[–] Exaggeration207@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

"Oops.." misses giant red button with finger

[–] kosama@socel.net 3 points 1 year ago

@neamhsplach My favorite one is the reply to saving those monks, "Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack. He pretty much told me so himself."

[–] alpaca_math@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

“No fair, you changed to outcome by measuring it”

[–] EmrysOfTheValley@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll make my own *insert item heref with blackjack and hookers Why not zoidberg And somehow Champagne has become unironc in my vocabulary now 😂

[–] branchial@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

"I have an idea!"

"I have a better one."

It's so casually mean 😅

[–] princecharmander@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

When can we have some Slurm?

SOON ENOUGH!

Aww, that's not soon enough.

[–] thefingolfin@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered *giggles"

[–] princecharmander@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

When can we have some Slurm?

SOON ENOUGH!

Aww, that's not soon enough.

[–] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Good news everybody!