this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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never assume in life... (lemmy.world)
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[–] ALERT@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

English level of my coworkers

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I can't subscribe to this community. I gotta worry about my mental health here. I'd lose my mind if I had to see these everyday. It'd just be daily rage scrolling...

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

As god intended

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The largest aneurysm is that leaf and carrot size are definitely correlated, so assuming that big leaf = big carrot is the reasonable thing to do :D

[–] McSudds_@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

In the absence of obstructions, true! If, however, a carrot runs into an obstacle, the leaves will continue to grow while the carrot stays the same size, leading to the conundrum we see in the photo

[–] ARk@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

I have found my people

[–] Karlos_Cantana@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just because I'm big, doesn't mean my carrot is.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Just because I'm carrot big leaf, doesn't mean small leaf carrot big not leaf big size

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

This person wrote the instruction manual for the last electronic device I ordered from Amazon.