this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Reminded me of an old joke, (no idea it's origins.)

A programmer finds a genie -

genie "You have 3 wishes"

Man: "I wish for a trillion dollars"

Genie "done"

Man "I wish I had a hot girlfriend"

Genie "dude just ask your crush."

Man "I'm scared of planes, so I wish for a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there"

Genie "come on, do you realize how much engineering and logistics that will take. Not to mention all the international permits I'll have to deal with. Try something easier"

Man "okay, ummm.....I wish my program UI was understood by everyone who uses it"

Genie "how many lanes?"

[–] Cowbee@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It would be even nicer if Conservatives stopped being Conservatives. The Overton Window needs to be moved way more to the left.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Stop conservatives from being conservative with one weird trick!

spoiler(explicit call for violence)

[–] ComaScript@monyet.cc -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a foreigner sometimes I wonder who's really the fascist...

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Guess what, political violence goes both ways, the best place for a fascist is in the ground.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

or in a bbq grill

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ITT: people dealing with a fascist the way it should be done. We are ready for a time machine, let's go back to 2016.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Gotta go pick up the .50 bmg

[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago