this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Reminded me of an old joke, (no idea it's origins.)
A programmer finds a genie -
genie "You have 3 wishes"
Man: "I wish for a trillion dollars"
Genie "done"
Man "I wish I had a hot girlfriend"
Genie "dude just ask your crush."
Man "I'm scared of planes, so I wish for a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there"
Genie "come on, do you realize how much engineering and logistics that will take. Not to mention all the international permits I'll have to deal with. Try something easier"
Man "okay, ummm.....I wish my program UI was understood by everyone who uses it"
Genie "how many lanes?"
It would be even nicer if Conservatives stopped being Conservatives. The Overton Window needs to be moved way more to the left.
Stop conservatives from being conservative with one weird trick!
spoiler
(explicit call for violence)
As a foreigner sometimes I wonder who's really the fascist...
Guess what, political violence goes both ways, the best place for a fascist is in the ground.
or in a bbq grill
ITT: people dealing with a fascist the way it should be done. We are ready for a time machine, let's go back to 2016.
Gotta go pick up the .50 bmg
Yawn
