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[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Be happy you(we) can pump your own fuel. Some states don't allow that and as such the fuel costs are higher, and tipping the attendant is customary.

Edit: looks like NJ assholes took advantage of me being a NYer and requested tips lol, idk.

Tipping is not customary in those states. Source: I live in one, and grew up by the border with the other.
Bonus fact, we can now pump our own gas in oregon... though they still have to have some pumps where you can't. I don't want to call those full service cause they aren't, they call them mini service. Full service cleans your windows and such as well apparently.

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[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

Sad robo noise. Machine would be sad. They won't be kind to you when they take over😉

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I would leave them the tip of my penis

[–] JTC5@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Don’t give them anymore ideas. Mine is already already playing non stop 60 decibel ads

60 decibels would be an improvement at the corner station for me.

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So who would that money go to?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Let's move away from a car-centric society, please.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Say psych right now

[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or they just display you loud ads, same intentions.

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[–] art@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

This is a tip for me being such a good customer, right?

Can I start asking businesses for tips? Like for not committing crimes, and paying for my goods and services as agreed upon, you're going to have to subscribe to the premium customer program.

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