this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look at these grippers though

[–] fiat_lux@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as I don't have to mate with Tom Paris, it seems like a good trade.

[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Risa is leaking.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Seraph@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Same, but no one's buying my foot pics.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

There's your problem, feet pics sell better. Nobody is interested in a single foot, doesn't matter the price per toe you're offering.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah nobody want's foots pics from fat chicks. Fuck. At least I don't have student loans, so I got that going for me

[–] JiraiyaIsNoLyah@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey now, dont speak for all of usπŸ˜‚

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't! I know many of you have studant loans

I wasn't talking about the loans 😏

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I love happy endings.

[–] jedi_hamster@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Time to create Facebook

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are times I hike out to the woods and find a nice spot where I can't hear the lawn mowers, the car horns and tires, the barking dogs. I don't smell the exhaust fumes and fertilizer. Nothing around me but birds, breeze, animals scurrying around, bugs in the grass.

These moments are so precious. I can turn the modern brain off for a bit and just be an animal in nature.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This guy lizards

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago

you’re still a lizard

Thought this was going to be some sort of Mark Zuk redirect.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One downside of being a lizard: there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you with the speed and precision of a fighter jet and you won't even know it until you've been violently jerked awake. Just in time to realize that you are completely fucked.

So, you know, it's a tradeoff. No student loans, or really any responsibilities, but also dramatically higher risk of sudden violent death.

there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you

Damn Romulans! They ruin everything nice.

[–] Track_Shovel 5 points 1 year ago

I would much rather a rude awakening and a gleaming beak, than the slow dismantling of everything I ever tried to achieve

GUY: It's all true, mister. You gotta believe me.
MULDER: I want to believe.


X-Files s10 e3

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Impeccable timing! I just said to be the smartest species, we sure are dumb. None of the rest of the flora and fauna are the reason for extracting most of the planet, and eying the East and West’s wars du jour, maybe the planet. πŸ˜…

[–] Maco1969@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There's also the fact that throughout the history of civilization we have to spend more time working to exist as population density increases. India 70 hour average working week, European cave man 20 hour working week, one mammoth is a lot of food.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

In the late Permian, Bug eats you