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[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I actually hated when kids would do that when I would go trick or treating as a kid. Even after I got my own candy. I saw people even grab the bowl out of the persons hand at the door and run.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Either every single person who eats almond joys is in the comments or we're all being gaslit.

The correct answer is Twix btw.

[–] KiloGex@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. They aren't my favorite, but they're popular. Nobody else will eat the Almond Joy, so I can wait on those and just eat them when they're left over.

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

12 year old me: anything but the Almond Joy

39 year old me: Almond Joy

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[–] TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100 Grand! Underrated candy bar.

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[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'll grab the bowl from that guy

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll do ya one better, I'll grab this guy's guy

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[–] manual3204@iusearchlinux.fyi 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's refreshing to see other people like Almond Joy. There's dozens of us!

[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

The problem I see though. Is that sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't. Yet I see no Mounds.

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[–] DNOS@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago
[–] noxy@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Twix. The only candy with the cookie crisp.

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[–] Sho@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

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[–] polysics@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I'll take all the Almond Joy thank you. I know everyone else is going to leave them behind anyway.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Twix. It's all in the mix

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago
[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The drugs in candy are getting out of hand

No Kit Kat? I guess a 100 Grand then

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Snickers

Most of those I haven't heard of, but that's because I'm an Aussie...

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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Reese's all day motherfuckers!!

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

The bucket!

[–] Vordimous@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twix - maybe the 100 Grand.

[–] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I am always happy to get 100 Grand.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Definitely the Reese's. Chocolate and peanut butter are the two best flavor combos known.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reese's for days motherfucker

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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'll probably grab the bowl

[–] NixDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Have to go with the almond joy.

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Where the FUCK is the coffee crisp‽

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

there's only Left Twixes and as I have been conditioned by marketing I will get angry as a joke

[–] Klaymore@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

York or Almond Joy

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I'm digging through to find a Right Twix.

Left? Bleah.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Gargantu8@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm afraid they all have lactose :(

[–] blotz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That never stopped me

[–] Sudomeapizza@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

You can have everything else, but you'll have to take the almond joys out of my cold dead hands if you want them!

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Half of these I've never heard of, so I'd try one of those out of curiosity. American candy?

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

York, never get to eat them too often

[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Snickers 100%

[–] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Got any 3 Musketeers?

[–] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

where's my fucKING MILKY WAAAAYYYY

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 5 points 1 year ago
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