this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised they don't transport the "fluids", right into the replicator recycling bin. That's good carbon for pesto in there.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago

Ugh it's like the opening shot from Waterworld but worse

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 49 points 11 months ago (4 children)

3 letter word, disgusting, and a byproduct of lonely starship crew fantasy fulfillment.

cum

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago
[–] ArtificialLink@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Cum's filter?

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think her surprise is the least believable thing about this scene. Any captain would know that the cum filter gets full quickly and needs to be cleaned out.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Well... she did try doing things the Boimler way, that one time...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Also, the captain has sudo priviledges on all holorecords

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't it the episode with Famke Janssen in TNG where Riker was super horny so he blew off his bridge shift and told them "I'll be in the holodeck"

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

One of them, yeah.

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Back on the Enterprise they'd just recycle it into Data's cum tank. I haven't seen lower decks, is there an android that comes "fully equipped" in this animated series as well?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

I guess we now know why he is that colour

[–] rovingnothing29@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago