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EasyJet flight canceled after passenger defecates on bathroom floor (nbc-2.com)

submitted 1 year ago by abobla@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago

hey, they made it farther than the last incident

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Smell terrorist

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get schwifty!

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

eb1df3892f648c832c39fb93cbb8a6de

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Poor guy/girl was inches away from the toilet and still couldn't make it.

[–] Schaedelbach@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

EasyJet is the only cheap airline I've traveled with and honestly, the crew was great! Friendly but quick, you always felt seen and cared for. This has nothing to do with the article but I just wanted to put this on here, anyway. Lufthansa is great also but at least double the price.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

camelCase??