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[–] Akareth@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

As a musician this is both the best, and worst thing to hear!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

“How hard could it be”

“One more won’t hurt”

“Worst case scenario I die”

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My personal favorite is just simply "fuck it".

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago

After all why not, why shouldn’t I …

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] calculusqu33n@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here for a good time, not a long time

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Leroy Jenkins!

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 12 points 11 months ago

Follow up afterwards: it is what it is

[–] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

No idea why or when I heard it but I like the risk/reward nature of it

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"Fuck it" is the objectively correct answer.

[–] runeko@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

"Witness me!"

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 11 months ago

One more won't hurt

[–] iminahurry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago

What's the point in making money if I can't buy shit I want!

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a problem for future-me!

[–] sigh@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

It is what it is

[–] asg101@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[–] mr_satan@monyet.cc 9 points 11 months ago

That's a problem for future me

[–] polle@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

Just send it!

[–] hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

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[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

"Make America Great Again" while at the voting both.

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] coffee_poops@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I talked to my ex...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

"Gotta die sometime!"

also

"It is a good day to die"

The latter was originally inspired from Little Big Man, not Star Trek as you'd assume.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I'll regret it if I don't"

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[–] cynar@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

We do not do it because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!

[–] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Only one way to find out.

No matter what the outcome is always say "calculated"

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

After careful consideration, I believe this is the least damaging option.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Hold my beer...

Also on a serious note coming from life is short quote, anything you thought it was a recent event check that again. I broke up with my fiance and it feels like I did it last year it has been 11 years. I lost my parents and it feels like it was yesterday it has been 9 years. I gave up and left everything behind and it has been 6 years. Don't get caught off guard when life slaps your in the face while you think you're some hot young person who has all the things in the world.

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[–] Bondrewd@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck it, WE BALL

Also it is not bad decision, it is high risk investment.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"what's life without spontaneity?!" " The entropy, think of the entropy!" Or very popular "After such a long bad streak, the possibility that the odds are in my favor this time HAS to be high!" Edit: "watch me"

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Live fast, die young

[–] vynlwombat@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"I've earned this."

[–] duckington@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"Might as well..."

[–] Pot8o 5 points 11 months ago

How bad could it be?

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Fus ... Roh ... DAH!!

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hold my beer and watch this

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

What's the worst that could happen?

completely rhetorical, doesn't actually consider what could go wrong

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

If no one comes back in time to stop me it can't be that bad.

[–] arboc66@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

In for a penny, in for a pound!

[–] RHOPKINS13@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Hold my beer

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I can have one more.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i mean i try not to make bad decisions since, you know, they're bad.

but i suppose that makes me boring

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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