A tweet from “Fuck the moon”:
Fly me to the moon, Let me kick it’s fucking ass, Let me show it what I learned, In my moon jujitsu class
Reply from the same user:
Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would.
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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Really incredible how relevant they can be sometimes. I never saw that one before either.
Woof, that alt text.
What did the Moon ever do to this guy.
It stares at him most nights.
He's just really into natural darkness..
That's the sun he should be hating, then, all the moon is doing is reflecting sunlight.
True, but I don't think a guy who wants to beat up celestial bodies has thought about how things work a lot..
If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.
Middle third is 10/10.
The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!
I could swear somebody made a song out of this. I wish I could remember who. Probably some nerdcore artist.
Moonanites unite!
In other words my screws are loose
In other words I'm a loon
Hmm, must be a werewolf.
Or a giant robot who's also its pilot's mother.