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Ah yes, the ol' Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.
Right? I don't respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.
The "fun" intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.
“Cool story bro thanks for $30 now get in the fucking car and be quiet”
He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons
Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?
People who want to try out this cool trick
"you can't arrest me no more, I've seen your privates" lmfao
Cops hate this simple trick
Being on OF definitely doesn't grand the right to pull over drivers! Being a cop however, does..
Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”
Bro paid to watch her and says he can't respect HER. Ok
It's a nice loophole, but following all your local cops' OnlyFans can be expensive.
Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can't sentence you if you've seen their private parts.
No no, they'll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president's OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can't do anything to you.
This person crimes
How much Does he spend on OnlyFans to accidentally stumble upon a local cop from his area? Is he looking to Platinum OnlyFans?
Wait...
This isn't the onion?????
What the fuck lmao
“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me"
Most people wouldn't want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee's will. That's kind of the point.
Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can't arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they're still screaming their bullshit. I'm not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.
I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.
Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?
Gynaecologists never get arrested. Coincidence?
I too don't have any respect for people who have sex. I only respect asexuals.
Unfortunately for you, not all asexual people don't have sex. The amount of people you respect just keeps on dwindling 😔
Some people guide their behaviour by a sense of morality.
Others are guided by the threat of authority.
I wanna know who's behind the onion and how tf they come up with this stuff. This is gold.
And it was on this day that reality and The Onion became one in the same.
If this actually worked there would’ve been a black market of naked cop videos
It's a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞
Did The Onion manage to sell one of their stories to the Indie?