Undepressable man? Optimism man? Anti-anxiety man?
If those are too good, then: Instant death man
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don't care what that suppose to do to the environment.
For some reason.
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Know how anything works just by looking at it, like Sylar from Heroes
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Making inflated objects explode with my mind.
Car tires. Birthday balloons. Bubble wrap. Bagpipes.
Yes, I'd be a villain... or at least a vigilante. Don't run that red where I can see you... pop pop pop
How is this not an S-tier power? Did you forget that lungs are inflatable?
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Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn't have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.
As someone who's spent a lot of time working in a lab, the ability to control static electricity would be a godsend! There's really nothing like spending weeks preparing a new material as a fine powder, carrying it over to the weighing scales, placing a glass sample vial onto the scales, taring it, then a scooping up some of your powder with a spatula, careful not to lose a single particle, then carefully, CAREFULLY carrying the scoop of power to the sample vial -- then seeing the static blast your powder out of the spatula to coat the OUTSIDE of the sample vial, plus the scales, plus your nitrile glove...
I have trauma.
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The power to always pack exactly the right things that I will need when I go somewhere.
Photosynthesis would be really nice. Even if it didn't totally replace the need for food it would be cool.
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Knowing where that super-intelligent snail and the immortal billionaire is at all times-man. I could hire myself out to one of them.
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To be able to put together the perfect response for any interaction I ever have man
I always thought it would be cool to be able to imitate any sound effect. Totally useless but perfect for jokes.
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I just want to get the USB in the right way on my first attempt. Is that too much to ask for?
I wanted to reply with an image of USB C that appears Holy because it is your savior, but this was the closest thing I could find.
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Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.
Another fun one would be having the ability and skill to cook anything I want without training or recipes. However, I would gain an excessive amount of weight though.
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Perfect hearing man.
Might finally get rid of my tinnitus and I could hear silence again.
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Perfect Croutons man, never burnt, always crunchy
Ooh, I'll be Always-Remembers-What-He-Was-Going-To-Buy-At-The-Store Man.
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I can talk to plants so they can tell me how terrible I am as a caretaker.
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Still Warm Coffee Man.
Hmmm.... I guess never having my shoes come untied. That seems B-tier enough lol
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