Imagine going through the effort of creating the image but not spellchecking lettuce.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Lettice is a person
You sure that's not part of the joke?
Obviously that's the plural of lettuce, just like mouse -> mice and house -> hice
God help any non native English speakers here
In this case, lettice is a persons name, not the vegetable spelt similarly.
No shitpost has ever been more shitpost than this shitpost
SHMOE
Why not just HOMES?
IT'S NOT AS EXCITING AS SHMOE
spoiler
It's also possible that I'm not clever enough to have arrived at this very practical solution
How about, (counterclockwise)
Small Hairy Orangutan Eyed Me?
Sho(w) 'em, I like it. Wouldn't that be clockwise though?
D'oh! 🤔 Yeah!
H = M
Sneaky magician hides every object!
Courtesy of ChatGPT
All that I can see when I look at those great lakes stickers people put on their cars is a dog pooping.
Which one should I go skinny dipping in?
Ontario at the sandbanks this way we can see your bum bum out of the water for 200 meters
All of them
Thanks! I'm writing this down!
What a creative response. Have my upvote
Great way to remember the Great Lakes, don’t just reference them on the map.
You're not going to be carrying a map with you in your pocket every day.
Tell that to my google maps
Right, I was joking based on the "you won't carry a calculator with you" cliche.
Or if you think of five also written like V in roman numerals which looks like a boat sail upside down Five Lake = F-ake which also rhymes with cake 5 candles burning unblown extinguised by water pouring. Sup Mich hurry on like.
Being from Chicago, I'll tell you the one we use, in order of relevancy instead of the OC.
Lake Michigan The One Above Minnesota The One to the Right The One Past That Eh Who Cares