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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.

Or

Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again

[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Lol.. If I had 5 bucks for every time I've heard or said "fucking Microsoft" in my life πŸ˜‚

[–] PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only reason Microsoft has any business at all is that no matter what kind of a shit show they cause, no one ever got fired for going with Microsoft.

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[–] VelociCatTurd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

For anyone else who can relate, I found that this site is clutch for getting around the different portals:

https://cmd.ms

[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Azure AD is now Entra?? Dafuq?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That is the one I am not going to complain about. Azure AD was the wrong name.

[–] amio@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These fucking clowns just can't maintain their documentation properly.

(There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this'll fit)

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] amio@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, most tech is ultimately circus rigging tech

β€œUgh, who coiled up this cord?”

Covers any field with cords.

[–] ostsjoe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.

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[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] adriator@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is true for a lot of fields, but I'm going to take a guess you're working with machine learning?

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I like to keep my professional life separate, but you’re not far off. It’s definitely data related yea :)

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[–] NightHarvest@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nyar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Is it patch Tuesday again already?

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uh, I don't know what that means, but I want it the size of a billboard.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put it up and we'll find out.

The billboard:

Narrator: It wasn't.

[–] sysadmin420@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ha, as a large format, but not quite so large, printer dude I'm dying.

I need it 66 inches, 20k .jpg

Oh man. The number of tiny raster logos from the corners of web pages I was sent to etch on a wall-sized sign.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm looking for a dry red with some organic minerality, something that would go well with the dry-aged steak. Do you have any Carménère, by chance?

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[–] ensignrick@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Just talk about kubernetes, container registeries, CAC and you can have a 100k+ job.

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Can you believe what unity just did?

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love it when I get to grab firm jugs with both hands

(Bouldering)

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[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 23 points 1 year ago

So you work in film, eh?

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Always grease your stern gland, it'll save your life one day

[–] CouncilOfFriends 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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Isn't IBM documentation the worst?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just don’t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

This is pretty Solid.

[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

[–] leah@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tried to lace a hyzer flip through the gap, but turned it over... would have ended up in the shul but caught a good kick and landed in the circle!

[–] Hyzerflip@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Then you chained out on the AM side didn’t you?

[–] Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Go stand by the Gaylord.

(It's not what it sounds like) Https://airseacontainers.com/blog/what-is-a-gaylord-box/

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Nice try ChatGPT!

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Electrical engineering: "Did you remember to add bypass caps?"

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MEP engineer: "Architects are as useful as a fart in a fistfight."

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, only if used tactically?

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[–] Urbanfox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's not just about the p-value being more than 95%, the power also needs to be above 80% and we need to have run for at least a business cycle.

Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding β€žunableβ€œ back. Not my fault if he can’t manage his separations.

[–] moist_towelettes@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A level 0 master scheduled part is a form of blow-through part that forecasts at a high level among products of a similar design and can be disaggregated to level 1 and netted against actual demands to yield supply proposals within the planning time fence.

[–] thesingingcrow@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should open up a stop to get more shadow detail.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Who fucking closed?"

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The conduit run should be a 45-degree elbow and come from the power trench, one two-inch. Tie the static pole to ground with a pigtail. You’ve run A-phase into B-phase before the switch, so straighten them out so A runs to A and B runs to B. C is good.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
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