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The problem with Fight or Flight is we're out of Fly spells. (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
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This comic is part of an ongoing story that might make more sense with full context.

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If you want to read the whole thing in one go, it's easiest on my site.
(Comics on my site are in reverse chronological order, so start at the end and work backwards.)

Throughout October, I'll be drawing a piece of Konsi art every day as a Drawtober challenge.
You can find the art on Mastodon, Tumblr, Bsky, or Twitter. First two are best.

Can't we just go on one date without a random encounter?

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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 132 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The number of posts on lemmy has almost exactly doubled since I started posting this comic series.

I don't know what that signifies.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm early to the daily Konsi post :o

It signifies that more Konsis is strongly correlated with more Lemmy activity, so we need more Konsi comics (Konmics?)

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

This is the internet so technically they're e-Konmics.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

You can accurately say that you have single-handedly doubled the amount of Lemmy posts since posting your comics

[–] BigbysWang@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I've been coming to Lemmy daily since I started following this, love this comic, great style and writing!

[–] Lazerbeams2@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm mostly coming here for you. There isn't really enough traffic to justify using it the way I would Reddit, but you post this series here and I like it

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, the lack of stuff makes me feel like I actually know this platform

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Bumping into same people often and all it feels like a small neighborhood

[–] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

perhaps hope and growth in a new place for communities🍀

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Go for the eyes, Razira!

[–] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Look at her wee bitey teeth, she's a killer!

[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, a BG2 reference

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is that a green rabbit?

Oh I get it, the color is from Razira.

Edit: also Razira getting to be held like she held Konsi 👌

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 15 points 1 year ago

I find a lot of joy in making polymorphed animals weird colours.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The next panel

[–] Chuymatt@artemis.camp 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is content blocked, but I feel assured I know what it is.

[–] odium@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What it actually isMonty Python holy Grail killer rabbit scene

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao, nice try. Here the actual link to that scene

[–] WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Turns out, the real Killer Rabbit of Antioch was the friends we made along way! (Or, at least, the girlfriend Konsi made along the way)

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Razira the Murder Bunny, go!

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Naked Razira art. :)

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 31 points 1 year ago

There was actually a comic with a fully naked Konsi in the middle of this story... but apparently I failed to post it?

Here it is.

I'll make it a bonus post at some point.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like this?

spoiler

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aha! Through the miracle of AI processing, I was able to restore Razira to her full un-blurred clothing-free glory!

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago

Lollll this is amazing.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol that group of muggers looks way too wholesome. They're about to get wrecked.

[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that "look" is just a result of the artist's drawing style. Everyone looks at least mildly adorable.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let me show you one of the most evil villains I've ever had in any campaign, serious war crimes stuff, torture, mutilation, long-term psychological manipulation...

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Konsi can fix them.

[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flame strike is a legitimate method of fixing some things, and a good cleric knows this.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The gods give you spells for a reason. Konsi's used every cleric spell up to and including level 5 except animate dead.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a conscious decision for her?

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When she gets new spells, she does try to prepare some that she hasn't used each day, so she can try them out and understand them better - so... yes in part. She tries to pick ones that might come up though.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah got it. So the opportunity for it just hasn't come yet.

I was wondering if maybe she has some kind of moral opposition to necromancy type spells 😅

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Most necromancy spells, no. One of her cantrips is Toll the Dead.

Animate Dead... she doesn't really like that spell.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 1 year ago

Somehow gives off that asocial narcistic vibe though?

[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They do indeed look like a band of plucky adventurers with questionable ethics.

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I had a nickel for every murderous rabbit in a webcomic I've read, I'd only have 10 cents, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... Sluggy Freelance?

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YES!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Lemme tell ya, that neuron had not fired in a while.

[–] Maaxorus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Razira's about to go all Monty Python on these fellas.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 8 points 1 year ago

Literally the definition of fuck around and find out. I kinda feel bad for them... Kinda.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that Bun-bun? Someone give that mini lop their switchblade back!

OK, I feel kinda bad for Razira for drawing that comparison.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

God, I love this series

[–] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t think that’s a flerkin