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[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pasta. Not spaghetti. Spaghetti is a type of pasta, as are the rest of these. But these others are not spaghetti.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is so lucky I don't report him to the Italian Pasta Board, or he'd never eat "sketti" again.

Not the sketti! Please have mercy!

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

stop factchecking liberal

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What do you call a fake noodle?

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Mamadidi@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago
[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I know what spaghetti is, the rest is either flat spaghetti or noodle tubes

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I called it all macaroni. It was either macaroni for a tube, or spaghetti or linguine, and obviously things like ravioli and tortellini and manicotti were there own things. The problem is I grew up in New Jersey, and when I finally saw these words spelled it hurt my brain.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I am a purist and macaroni is only when a rider of an ungulate affixes a plume to their headgear whilst in transit to a metropolitan area

[–] NerdyPopRocks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Just watched the video huh

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A single noodle is called a spaghet.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Uno spaghetto, but it doesn't follow the meme sorry :(

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

would it be spaghets if there are multiple single noodles?

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, you are absolutely correct.

how is the one thing that americans actually call spaghetti not on the list?

Can confirm. They are all nuts

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one calls any of those things spaghetti though

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pasta would have been better.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But pronounced with a hard R

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Italiens are like "Guy check out this piece of dough that's shaped slightly different to the other pieces of dough", and the rest of the world is like "Cool Italy, that's going right on the fridge. But check out our cars, computers, planes and the internet".

[–] skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, because Italians totally have no idea how to build a car.

Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomaso come from exactly the same area as Parmigiano, Bolognese sauce, Parma ham, lasagne, and Bologna sausage.

Italy does not, indeed, have too much to offer with respect to computers and the internet.

[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomas

Sorry Luigi, those are pasta shapes. Try again.

[–] skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry Jared, I got confused there for a moment.