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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 163 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just don't want to anything anymore

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

We're just monkeys with guns.

Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We're just monkeys

Speak for yourself, I've never played a guitar in my life and I wouldn't be caught dead in that haircut.

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 year ago (5 children)

World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!

[–] Veraticus@lib.lgbt 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why did Hunter Biden do this??!

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

And the tan suit and latte salute.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that what the gun was for?

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[–] Veraticus@lib.lgbt 89 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

Obviously, Trump meant to say “World War III.” Insisting that we’re on the brink of another great war, and maybe even nuclear annihilation, has been part of his stump speech for months. But that isn’t the only line he flubbed. At another point in the speech, Trump seemed to mix up Biden and Barack Obama, suggesting he’s currently leading his predecessor in the 2024 polls.

Lol.

[–] Jsprad@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, he probably is polling higher than Obama.

[–] Veraticus@lib.lgbt 13 points 1 year ago

I actually doubt it, but I can't find any semi-recent Obama polls to say otherwise. Michelle Obama is polling great right now however.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 24 points 1 year ago

We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead

And this, students, is an example of Projection

Students scribble notes

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ironically that trump quote is a perfect description of Trump's government

[–] Veraticus@lib.lgbt 16 points 1 year ago

Everything he says is projection, so it's not very surprising.

[–] chris@programming.dev 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 23 points 1 year ago

Imagine being so cognitively impaired that you accidentally time travel.

The question becomes does America want a time travelling president? I mean I assume that they would, but I'm not American so what do I know.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.

[–] Slwh47696@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pearl Harbor was an inside job

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[–] squirrelwithnut@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Can we finally add an age limit to all political offices, please!?

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aren't some states trying to do that in the US? But with a lower limit instead of an upper limit to prevent the "woke millennials" from taking office?

monkey's paw's finger curls

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[–] Nonameuser678@aussie.zone 45 points 1 year ago

I initially read this as him saying world war 3 and then realised he actually said world war 2 and I can't stop sad laughing at just how fucking stupid this.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And to think 70 million Americans said that's my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.

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[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 43 points 1 year ago

Ahhh, projection at it's finest.

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Remember that time he talked about how the US took over the airports during the revolutionary war?

This guy histories!

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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I…think I need a drink. (I don’t drink)

[–] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I quit a little over 4 years ago. Since then we've had a pandemic, riots, war in Europe, too many natural disasters to name, and no real improvement on the horizon. I'm starting to wonder if my drinking was holding this world together.

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[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago

Well, between wars, the rise of the far Right (again), climate change and the utter fucking up of the world economies by the ultra rich, now would be a good time to start.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Better headline:

"Trump confirms that US president has time travel capabilities"

[–] Eggyhead@artemis.camp 29 points 1 year ago

It’s like he learned the word in his own medical checkup and decided to throw it at Biden.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is "woke"

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[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if donnie did not totally f this up and sound like he's ready for a memory unit, it's not like he is much younger than Biden. Every time he talks about Biden, it only reminds me of how old donnie is.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Every time he says anything about Biden being really old it always makes me think of my grandmothers.

My grandmother on my mother's side died at 80 with dementia. Meanwhile my grandmother on my father's side died at 99 and was basically perfectly normal and aware until about 2 weeks before her death, so age clearly isn't everything.

Also Trump is clearly suffering from some kind of neurological degenerate disease and wasn't exactly an competing in intellectual decathlons to begin with.

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[–] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he’s so cognitively impaired, then how come he’s able to operate a time machine?

[–] Jabbawacky@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden is professor farnsworth now

[–] goombakid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone...

[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's already too late since World War II already happened. Donald Trump tried his best but World War II happened. We could keep warning people about Biden but unfortunately he will enter the time machine anyway and tell young aspiring artist Adolf Hitler that his art isn't that good. He will have tried to tell Adolf in the nicest way possible to ensure that Adolf won't take this wrong. Perhaps he will have tried to encourage Adolf to keep pursuing art as a hobby and maybe try studying art again later. But the fact that World War II happened shows that nothing that Biden will have tried has worked.

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[–] anon_water@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago
[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 16 points 1 year ago

The pot calling the kettle black.

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

I'm starting to think something might be off with this Trump guy...

[–] shandrakor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

World War II: The Sequel "Let's Gidderdone Right"

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[–] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I facepalmed just reading the headline.

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