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Wheeled earthlings are brightly colored, often ornamented as predators, and are clearly capable of killing -- but they cannot feed themselves; they rely entirely on bipedal earthlings to suck food from the ground, prepare it, and feed them through tubes.

Also: When a wheeled earthling kills a prey animal such as a deer, bipedal earthlings typically regard that prey animal as cursed and do not eat it, even though it is made of meat. Bipedals only eat prey animals that have been killed by bipedals, whether in the wild or in specialized killing structures.

They are made of meat! They blow air through their vibrating meat tubes to communicate. So gross!

You know when humans do this? waves tentacle wildly

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They wear all of their squishy bits on the OUTSIDE of their skeletons. It's like they're asking to get injuries

We all know we're working towards "crab". They're not even close

Earthers had a garden and they paved it.

Their houses are all wrong. They make 'em weak and they stick out of the landscape like a eyesore. "Oooo, look at me, look at my house" and almost every single human wants a house like that. Houses shouldn't attract attention. If they do, you're doing it wrong. Do you think a bird is safer or more exposed with a bright pink nest?

Hobbits, on the other hand, got it right. Sadly they seem to be very rare as I've yet to see a real one. I've only ever seen humans appropriating their architecture.

As a martian, I get all the water I want from fog, but earth seems to like to drown in it. Water is a greenhouse gas people!

Why do they simply not eat the weakest of their young?

The calendar on Earth must be boring. Only one moon!

i cannot stand the amount that they talk. constant mouth sounds, just to fill the silence. communication is very important but many of them seek to communicate nothing at all.

They keep trying to go to Mars. There’s a reason I left the place!

Sometimes males of the native species just pee onto the ground, they don't even try to reclaim and drink it.

Expose themselves to the sun. Like... what?

Aerobic respiration is overrated

They don't use Illudium Q 36 explosive space modulators. I'll never understand how they manage

These earthlings dig their eggs in small holes in the ground??

https://youtu.be/yGnYLXlfjbU?si=yOez4nwXgrt46tcd

Having corporeal bodies. They can't even [error in text parser] their [error in text parser] or, god forbid, [error in text parser].

Trampolines

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