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The Berkeley Property Owners Association's fall mixer is called "Celebrating the End of the Eviction Moratorium."


A group of Berkeley, California landlords will hold a fun social mixer over cocktails to celebrate their newfound ability to kick people out of their homes for nonpayment of rent, as first reported by Berkeleyside.

The Berkeley Property Owner Association lists a fall mixer on its website on Tuesday, September 12, 530 PM PST. “We will celebrate the end of the Eviction Moratorium and talk about what's upcoming through the end of the year,” the invitation reads. The event advertises one free drink and “a lovely selection of appetizers,” and encourages attendees to “join us around the fire pits, under the heat lamps and stars, enjoying good food, drink, and friends.”

The venue will ironically be held at a space called “Freehouse”, according to its website. Attendees who want to join in can RSVP on their website for $20.

Berkeley’s eviction moratorium lasted from March 2020 to August 31, 2023, according to the city’s Rent Board, during which time tenants could not be legally removed from their homes for nonpayment of rent. Landlords could still evict tenants if they had “Good Cause” under city and state law, which includes health and safety violations. Landlords can still not collect back rent from March 2020 to April 2023 through an eviction lawsuit, according to the Rent Board.

Berkeleyside spoke to one landlord planning to attend the eviction moratorium party who was frustrated that they could not evict a tenant—except that they could evict the tenant, who was allegedly a danger to his roommates—but the landlord found the process of proving a health and safety violation too tedious and chose not to pursue it.

The Berkeley Property Owner Association is a landlord group that shares leadership with a lobbying group called the Berkeley Rental Housing Coalition which advocated against a law banning source of income discrimination against Section 8 tenants and other tenant protections.

The group insists on not being referred to as landlords, however, which they consider “slander.” According to the website, “We politely decline the label "landlord" with its pejorative connotations.” They also bravely denounce feudalism, an economic system which mostly ended 500 years ago, and say that the current system is quite fair to renters.

“Feudalism was an unfair system in which landlords owned and benefited, and tenant farmers worked and suffered. Our society is entirely different today, and the continued use of the legal term ‘landlord’ is slander against our members and all rental owners.” Instead, they prefer to be called “housing providers.”

While most cities’ eviction moratoria elapsed in 2021 and 2022, a handful of cities in California still barred evictions for non-payment into this year. Alameda County’s eviction moratorium expired in May, Oakland’s expired in July. San Francisco’s moratorium also elapsed at the end of August, but only covered tenants who lost income due to the Covid-19 pandemic.

In May, Berkeley’s City Council added $200,000 to the city’s Eviction Defense Funds, money which is paid directly to landlords to pay tenants’ rent arrears, but the city expected those funds to be tapped out by the end of June.


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[–] style99@kbin.social 170 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Berkeleyside spoke to one landlord planning to attend the eviction moratorium party who was frustrated that they could not evict a tenant—except that they could evict the tenant, who was allegedly a danger to his roommates—but the landlord found the process of proving a health and safety violation too tedious and chose not to pursue it.

I feel like people should really read this part and fully absorb what it means.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not that surprising, courts require specific hard evidence. Getting the roommates present to testify may or may not be enough, but it's far more difficult than showing unpaid rent or a hoarding situation.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 year ago (35 children)

Oh, boo hoo. A landlord actually having to do work. How awful, this is truly a tragedy of unspoken proportions

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[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

They like to use one case like this as their excuse to kick out a dozen people who are just trying to survive

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 122 points 1 year ago (7 children)

“We prefer to be called ‘housing providers’”

I’ll call you extortionists. Take it or leave it.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 95 points 1 year ago (8 children)

“We prefer to be called ‘housing providers’”

Landlords provide housing like scalpers provide concert tickets.

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[–] nbafantest@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

extortionists

This only exists because almost every American city makes it illegal, or very difficult to build new housing. It's very hard to extort people when the a proper supply.

[–] Pussydogger@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Sounds like people are in bed with the government to stop competition

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Completely unrelated question but where can I buy termites, and where can I buy a slingshot, and how many Gees can you subject a termite to without killing it?

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Assuming you mean "Gs" but I'm fascinated by what you have in mind for the last bit

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, they meant "Gees"

It's a good question, since termite gees may be different from bee gees.

[–] plantedworld@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but they wanted to know how many before the termites weren't stayin' alive anymore

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[–] billbasher@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The party is overall shitty I agree with that. I also don’t think people should be able to own more than one home just to get rental income and have someone else pay their mortgage. This depletes the housing supply and takes away wealth building opportunities for families trying to build their own wealth.

That being said, this could have been handled better. If tenants could pause rent then the banks should have paused payments on mortgages that qualify as well, or just all mortgages.

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My view is that unless you have a heartbeat you can't buy residential property. I'm not entirely against landlords because people want to rent, imagine having to buy everytime you went to a new city or place. But it should be diminishing returns from progressive tax policies that disincentivise multiple properties.

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[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 48 points 1 year ago (36 children)

Yes landlords can be awful scumbags...

But am I supposed to think that people should be able to live rent free despite agreeing to pay rent? Not seeing anyone pointing this "minor" issue out here.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

They prefer to be called "Housing Providers"

Parasites prefer to be called "Sharing friends"

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I... I thought this was satire...

You mean it's not?

[–] karnoff@lemdro.id 20 points 1 year ago

Thought it was an onion article. Yup

[–] lycanrising@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they prefer to be called “housing providers.”

no

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It's like calling blackmailers "privacy providers".

[–] blazera@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago (56 children)

Landlords provide no benefit to society, outlaw them

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hey guys, we all hate landlords. A lot. The phrase that immediately comes to mind is "scum-sucking weasels." But let's not go overboard with the violent language, OK?

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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (28 children)

Coming soon: the end of the guillotine moratorium.

(This is happening worldwide.

In Canada the average rent ~~for a 1bdrm~~ is now over $2k

5 years ago I paid 800 for a 2 bdrm.

You're lucky to rent a room for that now.

That's why.)

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Feudalism was an unfair system in which landlords owned and benefited, and tenant farmers worked and suffered. Our society is ~~entirely~~ not different today

There, fixed it

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Attendees who want to join in can RSVP on their website for $20.

That's a bargain for a bunch of agitators to come in and stir up trouble. I'm just saying.

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[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Listen up everybody, they prefer being called "housing providers" instead of landlords now.

If I lived nearby I'd organize a bunch of people to buy tickets to their event and ruin it.

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[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Landlords are leeches on society. Play the stockmarket if you want to make money, don’t (continue to) make housing a source of gross profit.

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[–] Francis_Fujiwara@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

They're gathering a bunch of people who are destroying society in the same place, you say?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine a meteor landing on this party at peak attendance.

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[–] AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

One free drink, but you gotta pay what a drink at the bar costs to get in lmao.

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