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Remember when Matt Gaetz stormed a SCIF? His justification was that they were holding "secret impeachment hearings"?

I led over 30 of my colleagues into the SCIF where Adam Schiff is holding secret impeachment depositions.

And the reality was that it was a briefing on how we had agents from the CIA inside low level positions of the Ukrainian government working with the Government that were watching Russian moles that also had positions in the Ukrainian government? And that Russia had found out that it was happening but hadn't figured out who it was so they were launching all kinds of operations to try and get some information on who to kill? And this whole meeting was to figure out how best to help those agents before they got killed?

Fun times.

And what's even better, you haven't heard peep from Gaetz about his "brave" storming the SCIF since. Because he almost got a bunch of people fucking killed with his stunt, was told he almost got a bunch of people fucking killed, and all that "brave" shit disappeared like a fart in a hurricane. So...

These ass-hats are putting people’s lives and national security at risk over this nonsense

It's not just this nonsense they're doing it over. They do it over all kinds of bullshit. And people like Gaetz do not vet shit and eat it up like it's the gospel. And nations like China, Russia, India, and what not know these fuckers will eat it up and feed it to them. They constantly bitch about "government conditioning" and other pyops bullshit, but they themselves are the major victims of it.

It's got to be a fucking uphill battle when you have a political party that's just eating foreign bullshit and calling domestic intelligence "weaponizing government". Our intelligence apparatus does not want these fuck wits handing our country over to someone else, but goddamn it, they keep having so little trust in the USA because, IDK, but all I can chalk it up to is that they are absolutely fucking morons. They just want "someone" to be wrong so they can stroke their massive ego dicks is the best I can figure out.

What's that mnemonic device for counterintelligence? MICE. There are four general things that will convince someone to betray their nation, "Money, Ideology, Compromising information, and Ego". And goddamn it, these fuckers get every single one of those tickled by the very fuckers that want to destroy this country. It has to be frustrating to see them time and time again sitting up there in the committee acting like some CIA agent that risked their lives trying to keep bad people out of our interests is fucking trying to destroy Donald Trump or some shit. Like, "MY DUDE. Bigger picture here Senator/Representative. Believe it or not, there's more to all of this shit than some megalomaniac asshat who was once President." Shocking!

why is this insane person still in Congress I don't understand

It all just boils down to "whyareyoumeantoMyPrezdentUhAmGohnBeMeanToYerz!!!11111ELEVENTY" with Empty G and people like her. Deep down, they probably know donnie Bin Laden is rotten, but they just don't care, the cognitive dissonance is probably excruciating for them, and they want to hew to this notion that he's totally innocent and the consequences of his crimes are "political" and they just want to figure out how to make Biden suffer, just because.

It's the party of Veruca Salt. Any time you want to understand what motivates most Republicans, watch those brats on the old Willie Wonka movie. I recently watched that movie, and wow, I think Empty G and a lot of the party took Veruca Salt as a role model for life.

Here's the funny thing about Republicans repealing the ACA.

The Republicans controlled the house and Senate during Obama's last two years in office. They passed bills fully repealing Obamacare to Obama who, of course, vetoed it.

This happened something like 80 some odd times. All so that they can stomp their feet and say that they were doing their part.

Then Commander Cheeto takes office and, again, with a Republican controlled Congress.

Guess how many bills were sent to repeat Obamacare.

Nada.

Goose eggs.

They all knew how much their constituents loved the benefits of Obamacare but lacked the actual balls to repeal it when they had the chance.

All the Republicans knew that the orange turd would have signed the bill because Trump was just that fucking stupid he couldn't see the long game. So they never sent him a bill to repeal.

It was all posturing.

I still want someone to point out to Trump that Hillary Clinton testified for 11 hours and insinuate that this proves that she's tougher. I was hoping for an 11 hour Trump testimony to the 1/6 Commission, but I'll settle for 11 hours of Trump testimony at his various trials.

Didn't they spend most of the 90s "investigating" the Clintons? To only end up with a stain on a dress?

Yeah, these guys are pikers in Republican fail.

BUTTERY MALES

The obsession with Hunter is fucking weird as hell. And he seems to live rent free in their heads.

I was talking to my conservative brother and made a joke about drugs or something, and he immediately said "Just watch out for Hunter Biden! Hahaha!"

It wasn't even a political conversation, I just mistook a smoke shop sign for something else and joked about it! I don't even think I can name Trump's kids except Eric. And I don't know fucking anything about them. Why do they care about Hunter when he's not even the fucking president, it's so bizarre.