You'll have to buy your own pigeon and tape. Unfortunately, all the pigeons are being bought up to farm crypto so your pigeon is going to run you about $15,000. Also, the performance of your games will be worse since the developer didn't test with your specific breed of pigeon.

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

However I will be able to mod my pigeon with sick ass spoilers that will make it run faster. Also imma slap some rgb lights on it.

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dont forget the red fire!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Weld a ramjet to the top!

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously Xbox will counter with taping a duck to one and have it cost 5.5k as well claiming that its slimmer but is more powerful, don't worry there is a turkey version as well for 7k that's faster!

[–] HunkyBrewster@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the tip, I just pre-ordered one

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

Don't pre-order dude. The pigeon hasn't even been born yet.

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I hear Squawk 2 for the Pigeon's gonna be sick

[–] stankmut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sad to see that we might have to wait until 2028 for a better looking Playstation console. I like that it's half of the height of the PS5, should make it easier to find a place for it.

[–] bdesk@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Frankly this ruined my day. I'm literally shaking right now.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And you'll need 2 of those batteries for your controller. It will last at least 4h until you have to recharge it.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 1 points 1 year ago