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Rule: You must post before you leave.
Life is all about balance
(screenshot of different notifications from 2 people)
Mom: Butter Pecan is back, want to go to dunkin'?
Dad: You just got a letter from the IRS. You're being audited.
"Hey dad, why the fuck are you reading my mail????"
My dad used to do that shit all the time. He would just assume that every letter was for him and wouldn't read the recipient's name.
Nah, that's his excuse for being nosy
Isn't this obviously an ad for DD?
I thought that was the joke at first.
This is accurate